i was fully expecting the end of this to be "should tweet"
my earthquake reaction time is so bad when the big one hits it’ll be a solid few minutes before i realize i should probably go outside
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honestly i panicked when i realized i couldn’t come up with any good earthquake commentary in the first few seconds gonna spend the rest of tn drafting earthquake content for standby
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I like to perk up when I feel it, then hold that position until the quake has been over for about 10 seconds, then yell to the roommates to make sure they also did nothing
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i thought you were supposed to stay inside so stuff doesn’t fall on you
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I just yelled "guess we die then" and was disappointed to discover my roommates had both left to be with their girlfriends
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Oh yeah u ded
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