this guy just got into my uber pool after jaywalking a busy 2 way street with no backpack or anything just carrying his macbook pro by the fingertips
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is his name andrew? because i knew an andrew who used to travel like that and also another andrew who was just a simple sociopath so it could be either of them
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unfortunately no his name was dean but he looked pretty sociopathic
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the strongest power commute
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Alternate interpretation: it’s hot
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I used to walk 12 minutes mostly through a mall to get to my job, and would sometimes take my laptop home just carrying it. Once it started to rain despite sunny forecast, and I stopped doing that.
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Or maybe he’s just stoned and arrogant
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