would love to be like all my late 20s coworkers who leave at 5 to go make dinner with their girlfriends of 6 years but instead i am going to sit here until 6:30, eat at work, and then go home and debate unmatching the guy who just asked me “what’s your passion”
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I'd feel subtweeted if I had my life together enough to have a girlfriend
by default i assume anyone not eating at work is making dinner with their girlfriend of 6 years. if any day i happen to leave at 5 you can pretty safely assume i now have a girlfriend of 6 years and we are making chicken marsala together
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it’s our 6 year anniversary :’)
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