I'd feel subtweeted if I had my life together enough to have a girlfriend
would love to be like all my late 20s coworkers who leave at 5 to go make dinner with their girlfriends of 6 years but instead i am going to sit here until 6:30, eat at work, and then go home and debate unmatching the guy who just asked me “what’s your passion”
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by default i assume anyone not eating at work is making dinner with their girlfriend of 6 years. if any day i happen to leave at 5 you can pretty safely assume i now have a girlfriend of 6 years and we are making chicken marsala together
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i can’t wait for this to be me down to living in SF
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city of wonders really
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don’t unmatch, give him the benefit of the doubt
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i gave a bullshit answer but then he pivoted to asking me “so what would you make me for brunch” so the unmatch had to happen
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It’s cool, in 4-5 yrs they will all be breaking up with their partners of 10+ years and suddenly your social life picks up again
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I’ve had good results on tinder with voight-kampff questions and even better results leaving work early
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Of course I need to weed out the humans as I only smash with replicants
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