i can’t stop rereading this post it is just so perfectly crafted i know exactly which like.....5 ppl in my life are gonna be this guy in a few years!! is pre traumatic stress disorder a thing bc i’m experiencing it rn
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god i have the Exact image of this guy shades on arms crossed posing on the embarcadero tech backpack by his feet......he’s keeping a spreadsheet of relationship okrs w some date quality x quantity measure and his idea of adventure is meditating in an airbnb plus in thailandhttps://twitter.com/redditships/status/1166410126993035264 …
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his main problem is that 80% of what he’s identified as his core personality traits literally do nothing to indicate having a personality
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"Bro it's just data driven dating"
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I bet he listens to bodyhacking podcasts on 4x speed.
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look if he’s spending his free cycles with someone who isn’t gonna synergize their backlog with his roadmap forwards how can he be sure they’re going to achieve a positive outcome at the end of the sprint??
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"relationship okrs" is the most cursed phase
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In a few weeks Twitter is going to be bored with the personal CRM and it’s all going to be about personal OKR keeping!
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Lolol to the 278 red flags in this post. I hope he realises she is "incompatible" and she dodges this huge bullet. Big abusive behaviour in just over 5 dates not to mention I also bet he's awful at sex given how much he talks about himself and how little he mentioned that
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the number of times I've seen growth in that post... whew
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