parents rly fucked up by having me in the states and thus robbing me of the chance to be a 100lb pale skin lightly accented high voice mainland girl with immense cultural cachet among a very specific demographic of online weirdos
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not sure what the market is for tanned & outdoorsy-aspirational midweight asian americans with valley girl vocal fry
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+10 use of “vocal fry”
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Are you my soulmate?
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ur gonna have to feed ur tech bro bf the special hazelnut cookies he enjoys and fetch him water while he grinds overwatch for multiple hours with his side project, pro e-sports
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You can always work at a carwash
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Open, yet failing, relationship to Ivy League educated princeling. Your career as coder, business developer, Congress woman or VC gal should go fine though.
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I’m sad now
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