instead i have to suffer the indignities that come with a sturdy american body, like feeling a drop of liquid roll down my arm and realizing it came from my own armpit
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fantasizing about leaning out my window, smoking one (1) cigarette, and having all the fat melt off my body and turning into one of those skinny french girls wearing tight jeans (!!!) in 100 plus degrees
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