the key is to only go to chinese restaurants with non asian friends now so u can pretend ur being inclusive instead of just dumb & uncultured
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my parents took a bunch of home videos of me just killing it w the chinese flashcards at the age of like 2 thinking it’d be cute to look back at how smart i was as a kid but now their existence just makes my adult illiteracy at least 5x more embarrassinghttps://twitter.com/_EricHu/status/1143935694412238849 …
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One time in China, I was at a bao zi stand and I looked at the menu board and asked for 羊肉包. The woman tells me there's no such thing. Ugh! I misread. It was 鲜肉包.
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The number of times fellow white dudes in Asia would whip out the Chinese like this at totally inappropriate times... "We took the 公共汽車 to longdong, it was faster than the 火車" Bruh look me in the eyes and speek inglish to me
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