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once i went on a date in sf with this guy who was actually p cute and normal on paper and then he asked me what my favorite programming languages were
every straight guy i know here who is reasonably social and well adjusted has literally no problem getting a date bc girls are all fucking exhausted by wave upon wave of weirdos who think their Sick Coding Job and 3% chance of ipo big bucks makes them irresistible
> 3% More like 0.003%
tryna be generous bc tbh we all know i’m also in it for the ipo big bucks
the dream of every woman: to come home from work to their partner who can only talk about more work
The tech bro in the west is the finance bro in the east. Not sure which interaction is more enviable. But, it would be good to have a stopwatch ready to see how quickly they can't help themselves but tell everyone loudly in the room their job title.
Sick Coding Job is now the name of my nerdcore alt band
This whole thread (found from @maiab liking and Twitter showing) was pure stand-up gold. I’m sorry that I’m SF and dating scene it’s all too real, but if it’s any consolation your delivery of the irony-filled tweets made me lol
and the *I’m SF fat-finger typo. I’m sure you understood my point, but damn no edit button @Twitter
Dudes be like Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network
This is the Silicon Valley writer we deserved
IPO bucks? Laughable. I am Shitcoin Tycoon, can we date ?
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