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    stephanie‏ @isosteph 21 Jun 2019
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    in sf either you can get married to a high powered sociopath who’ll @ you as his “better half” in his twitter bio and run weekly marital 1-on-1s or you can date a low powered sociopath who looks up from his 3x monitor setup once a day and thinks keto will finally make him likable

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      1. stephanie‏ @isosteph 21 Jun 2019
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        personally i am looking for someone who can do both....a sociopath who can hold his own talking over me at parties but who can also ignore me for 6 hours to watch a twitch stream. i think this is called being a switch

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      2. Aaron Erickson  🥑‏ @AaronErickson 22 Jun 2019
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        Daily relationship status standup meetings. No “plan driven” marriage, but “agile polyamory”. Kanban board to share chores. 🤔

        2 replies 2 retweets 105 likes
      3. Kris Nuttycombe‏ @nuttycom 22 Jun 2019
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        I’m embarrassed to say this, but... a kanban board for chores is a damned good idea. I mean, for my kids, as a way to make sure no particular thing is forgotten/avoided for too long... this is kind of genius.

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      1. Recursive Dumpster Fire‏ @DrMattyG 21 Jun 2019
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        Makin a pull request for sex tonight, can you approve?

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      2. Argyris Zymnis  ⚙‏ @argyris 22 Jun 2019
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        This is funny but incorrect. Everyone knows that marital one on ones are bimonthly

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      3. Josh Ling @ Adopt Me!‏ @tactful 23 Jun 2019
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        Optimise the productivity of your marriage by running an agile system based around 2 week sprints

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      2. Josh Chapman‏ @j_chapper 22 Jun 2019
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        here in L.A. we have OK tech, great weather and a much more diverse set of sociopaths. give us a look

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      3.  👽Engineer Extraordinaire‏ @RaleighC 22 Jun 2019
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        honestly, a lot of cities dont even have this good of a pitch.

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      1. tina‏ @patagucci_girl 21 Jun 2019
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        Better half lmao, also partner in crime

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        Maura this pains me, stoppit

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