personally i am looking for someone who can do both....a sociopath who can hold his own talking over me at parties but who can also ignore me for 6 hours to watch a twitch stream. i think this is called being a switch
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Daily relationship status standup meetings. No “plan driven” marriage, but “agile polyamory”. Kanban board to share chores.

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I’m embarrassed to say this, but... a kanban board for chores is a damned good idea. I mean, for my kids, as a way to make sure no particular thing is forgotten/avoided for too long... this is kind of genius.
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Makin a pull request for sex tonight, can you approve?
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This is funny but incorrect. Everyone knows that marital one on ones are bimonthly
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Optimise the productivity of your marriage by running an agile system based around 2 week sprints
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here in L.A. we have OK tech, great weather and a much more diverse set of sociopaths. give us a look
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honestly, a lot of cities dont even have this good of a pitch.
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Better half lmao, also partner in crime
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Maura this pains me, stoppit
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