personally i am looking for someone who can do both....a sociopath who can hold his own talking over me at parties but who can also ignore me for 6 hours to watch a twitch stream. i think this is called being a switch
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in sf either you can get married to a high powered sociopath who’ll @ you as his “better half” in his twitter bio and run weekly marital 1-on-1s or you can date a low powered sociopath who looks up from his 3x monitor setup once a day and thinks keto will finally make him likable
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Daily relationship status standup meetings. No “plan driven” marriage, but “agile polyamory”. Kanban board to share chores.
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I’m embarrassed to say this, but... a kanban board for chores is a damned good idea. I mean, for my kids, as a way to make sure no particular thing is forgotten/avoided for too long... this is kind of genius.
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Makin a pull request for sex tonight, can you approve?
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Better half lmao, also partner in crime
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I see your “partner in crime” and raise you a “soul mate”. Don’t make me whip out a Bonnie and Clyde on you tough guy
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so a manager or an IC then
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What's an IC?
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This is funny but incorrect. Everyone knows that marital one on ones are bimonthly
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I'm from India and I do it weekly
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