Isobel McCall

Williamson and Grayling biopic pitch: Huawei with the Ferries

Paddy Ashdown was a hero to me, he saved and revived the Liberal Democrats at our lowest ebb, and then led us to our best result for 70 years. As a movement, we owe him our very existence. Much love to Jane and the family. Thank you boss.

This does seem to be quite a lot of fuss about who gets to be my housekeeper... #ConfidenceVote

We see clearly now who the ERG playgroup really are. Bad judgement, poor timing, over-grown egos, fantasy politics, prep-school tactics - they are less a political movement - more a Beano comic strip about Lord Snooty's little rag-tag gang throwing ink-balls at the headmistress.

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP. Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

This Brexit shambles exposes how far the Conservatives Party has degenerated. For all her faults, Mrs May remains the only adult in the room. At the top, the rest are just a bunch of self obsessed pygmies, charlatans and incompetents who should not be allowed to run a whelk stall

Right, I'm going on the anti-Trump demo. I had no intention to but his crazed attacks on the EU, NATO, and WTO have changed things. Plus his best UK pals are Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson and Piers Morgan. He dislikes everything I believe in and believes in everyone I dislike! 1/2

Brexit is a game of chess but the UK Government is still playing at Chequers...

The increasingly desperate attempts by those who advocated Brexit now to blame everyone else from David Cameron to German carmakers, to the EU and the British civil service, for the consequences of their actions is pitiful. Take responsibilityhttps://twitter.com/frasernelson/status/1013014753403441153 …

It’s still coming home, it’s just got stuck in traffic... #ENG

Absolutely thrilled that @ThebrasserieMK has reached the final of the AA Best College Restaurant competition - again! Congratulations!!

Imagine how annoyed Boris Johnson was when he found out he couldn’t fly back from Afghanistan in time to vote against the third runway at Heathrow because there weren’t enough landing slots at Heathrow...

Today’s turnout has been AMAZING! Two years after the referendum, this is the biggest Brexit March, with at least 100,000 people, showing the extremely strong demand for a vote on the final Brexit deal! #PeoplesVoteMarch

Speaking on behalf of a species that is regularly locked in cages against our will: It turns out that the “animals” are the ones on the outside of the cage.

Record votes maybe but looks like you've given away control of the council to the Tories