isis agora lovecruft (they/them)

@isislovecruft

anarchist; the bay area’s only hacker; once-upon-a-time theoretical physicist. i might be a cryptographer but i'm not your cryptographer. 🏳️‍⚧️

San Francisco, CA
Geregistreerd in december 2010

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet

    x="if(t%2)else";python3 -c"[print(t>>15&(t>>(2$x 4))%(3+(t>>(8$x 11))%4)+(t>>10)|42&t>>7&t<<9,end='')for t in range(2**20)]"|aplay -c2 -r4

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  2. 1 nov. 2014

    me: [wearing my cool goth clothes] some guy yelling from a car: halloween was yesterday me: halloween is forever bitch

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  3. 31 okt.

    The classic math Halloween joke. It must be shared.

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  4. 31 okt.

    if anyone can find a correct ddh triple out of all the group elements written on my skin in body paint you win (my hand in marriage)

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  5. 31 okt.

    might fuck around and try being “sexy decisional diffie hellman” for halloween

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  6. 29 okt.

    The Iranian mathematician Farideh Firoozbakht made a strong conjecture in 1982: the nth root of the nth prime keeps getting smaller as we make n bigger! It's been checked for primes up to about 18 quadrillion, but nobody knows how to prove it. (1/n)

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  7. 27 okt.

    haha circuit size go brrrrrrrr

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  8. 27 okt.
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  9. 26 okt.
    STOP DOING NFTs

* JPEGS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE GIVEN TOKENS
* YEARS OF putting metadata in transaction notes yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for literally any of it
* Wanted to own a unique, valuable asset anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called purchasing pieces at an art gallert
* "Yes please give me https://moxie.org/nft/whim/6 of something. Please give me a public link to a jpeg of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what crypto bros have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elliptic curves and proof systems we built for them

(This is REAL NFT, done by REAL smart contracts):

[image of artwork captioned with "?????"]
[image of same artwork, but a screenshot of someone right clicking and hovering over "Save Image As.." captioned with "???????"]
[image of NFT smart contract code captioned with "??????????"]

"Hello I would like one non fungible receipt for one fungible virtual apple please"

They have played us for absolute fools
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  10. 26 okt.

    Non-cryptographers: these standards must have been adopted because they survived the most rigorous cryptanalysis. Cryptographers: Fine, use whatever algorithms you want. Just take me off this goddamn mailing list.

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  11. 26 okt.

    i instacarted an xxl human beetlejuice costume from a spirit halloween for my dog

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  12. 26 okt.

    they’ve already got the harrowed look and scraggly beard for it

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  13. 26 okt.

    hmmm if i wanted to go a truly terrifying route i suppose i could dress my dog up as a linux kernel developer for halloween

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  14. 26 okt.

    who’s gonna tell them

    a halloween decoration that is a plastic “octopus skeleton”
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  15. 25 okt.

    okay hear me out here: beetlejuice costume but for an irish wolfhound

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  16. 25 okt.

    should i just buy a human size garth costume and put it on my dog

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  17. 25 okt.

    i’m trying to come up with a halloween costume for but i keep coming back to this person who dressed their wolfhound as garth from wayne’s world and thinking this can’t be beat

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  18. 25 okt.

    no seinfeld episode has ever started off this good

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  19. 25 okt.

    this ranks up there among my favourites such as the loft apartments building i lived in in soma which had giant prop65 warnings at every external exit to warn you that it was known to the state of california that going outdoors could cause cancer and other reproductive harms

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  20. 25 okt.

    welcome to san francisco here’s ten bags of cancer, don’t say we didn’t warn you

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  21. 25 okt.

    i picked up sandbags from SFDPW this weekend to prepare for the rain and they have california’s laziest prop65 warning

    a trunk full of white sandbags with labels in english and spanish in the corner. the icon is a yellow triangle with an exclamation mark. the text says “WARNING: Cancer” and nothing else.
    a closeup of the prop65 warning on the sandbags
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