isis agora lovecruft (they/them)

@isislovecruft

anarchist; hacker; once-upon-a-time theoretical physicist. i might be a cryptographer but i'm not your cryptographer. i use ☠️𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘☠️

San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2010

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    x="if(t%2)else";python3 -c"[print(t>>15&(t>>(2$x 4))%(3+(t>>(8$x 11))%4)+(t>>10)|42&t>>7&t<<9,end='')for t in range(2**20)]"|aplay -c2 -r4

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  2. computers were a mistake

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  3. and if the organisers do nothing, it’s also your duty to remove the abuser from the conference. please don’t leave taking out the garbage for people who are already frightened and marginalised

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  4. friendly reminder that if you’re at a conference or other professional event and you’ve privileged enough to never have felt threatened by an abuser, then it’s your duty as an ally to report it to the organisers if you see a known abuser in attendance

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  5. 23 Aug 2018

    All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

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  6. Jan 5

    it’s the ‘20s again so it’s time to bring back art nouveau and art deco, i don’t make the rules

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  7. Jan 4

    me: we could get a bunch of googly eyes, and cover the ceiling with them my theyfriend: ooooh, that would be AMAZING during earthquakes, all those lil eyeballs, squiggling about

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  8. 19 Sep 2019

    Here is EVERY trans informed consent, no therapist letter needed hormone clinic in the country (pending updates!). All Planned Parenthood HRT providers listed too. All info is community sourced, <3 years old. Some may be out of date (Let me know if so!).

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  9. Jan 3

    *whispers softly in your ear* ᶦ'ᵐ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶦˡᵉʳ

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  10. Jan 3

    ask me what i'm doing right now go ahead you know you want to know

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  11. Jan 3

    those were the good ol' days now i'm alone, left with my directory of.. *checks*.. ninety one gigabytes of compiler build artefacts and artefactual compilers but these could be yours, step right up and get your ancient compilers, two for the price of one, going quick

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  12. Jan 3

    ah, the days when—in my quest for a reproducible rustc—i diverse double compiled gcc to compile a pile of ocaml compilers to compile a rust compiler to compile the next rust compiler ad infinitum until one day it broke because they switched to nightlies building nightlies

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  13. Jan 3

    wow do i not miss writing c

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  14. Jan 3

    step right up, welcome to isis' emporium of computery antiquities, fill your ancient compiler needs here folks, half price on bespoke artisanal linux kernels today only

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  15. Jan 3

    i guess this is ignoring the more glaringly obvious sign, i sometimes go spelunking in my .emacs file and find out i'm running lisp i wrote when i was five

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  16. Jan 3

    signs i have been computering for far too long: found an ancient copy of swig on my main development vm compiled from git.. nine years ago

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  17. Jan 3
    “What do the people of the post-scarcity future most value?

Good sex.

When everyone has nanotech implants to monitor their health and nervous system signals, how can you verify proof of ecstasy as the basis of money?

Blockchain.

Will Robert and Mallory’s first NookieCoin transaction go disastrously wrong? Or transform their lives for the better?

(Dystopian SF erotica)”
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  18. Jan 3

    for the sake of fairness, if reads “Savaged by Systemd”, i will read ’s “Bedazzled by Blockchain: An Erotic Blockchain Transaction” for Planned Parenthood donations

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  19. Jan 2

    Ok seriously who'd kick in money to Planned Parenthood if I livestreamed this

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  20. Jan 2

    going to try to convince to read “Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter” aloud so i can record it rt if you agree, fav if u agree

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  21. Jan 2

    friend: isis, want some rosewater sherbet other friend: what’s wrong with it friend: *smiling* me: *reading ingredients* water, sugar, rosewater, rice noodles other friend: called it

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