Danny Walker

@isawyoubeing

Aggravating children for money. Coffee taken black.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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    31. sij

    “GOP” members of the Senate, you unconscionable, pathetic, spineless, hypocritical, lickspittle, death rattle of a racist patriarchal Calvinist shitbags. May all your teeth fall out but one. And in that one may you have a toothache. Enjoy how history looks at you. It’s not pretty

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    20. sij

    once yoshigod9 asked me what pussy tastes like & he recorded my answer on a nintendo ds & jacked off to the recording later. Now hes my boss

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  3. 26. pro 2019.

    Canadians are awfully hard to hate on, and that's about the worst I can say about them.

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    Residency isn’t about how smart, capable, or caring for patients you are. Too often it’s about how much ass you can kiss while covering up gross medical malpractice for your attending physicians. We need real reform for residency training in the United States, which is malignant.

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    Rep. Lofgren: "Without asserting any privilege whatsoever, he just announces they’re not going to cooperate or provide any information. This isn’t something that needs to be adjudicated by the judicial branch… because there’s no privilege being asserted here. It’s simply ‘No.’”

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    4. pro 2019.

    Joe Biden should come out & publicly offer President Putin a deal: you publicly release everything you’ve got on President Trump, & I’ll commit to unilaterally withdrawing all sanctions on Russia when I take office. Let’s see if the GOP still argues bribery doesn’t matter.

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  7. 3. pro 2019.

    ...a 6-year old child, sporting a kitchen table-administered haircut and wearing bib-overalls, alone in the center of a wide grassy meadow, stomping with both feet and with zealous joy, a large red ant hill. Except that's not a child, it's you. And that ant hill? It's injustice.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    29. stu 2019.

    This duo is named Arp 293. The two, friendly galaxies are interacting, their mutual gravitational attraction pulling wisps of gas and streams of dust from them, distorting their shapes, and gently smudging and blurring their appearances:

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    Was talking to an NFL exec for another story and he went off on this tremendous rant on college football and amateurism that I have to share. "This whole thing stinks..."

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    18. stu 2019.

    Max Kellerman NAILS it on Kaepernick: —Who cares if he’s wearing a Kunte Kinte t-shirt! —Is he supposed to be so thankful of opportunity when he’s been denied? —My understanding is it was NOT a standard waiver. This whole dog & pony show was to smuggle it in under the radar!!!

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  12. 26. stu 2019.

    ..a nickel bag of funk, a pocket full of rhythm, a 50-gallon Hefty bag of sweat from Louis Armstrong's forehead soaked in Miles Davis' lifetime accumulation of bellybutton lint, and an elegant clutch brimming with whatever has kept Missy Elliot so fucking fly for all these years.

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    I introduced a bill for a national ban on so-called "right-to-work" laws that undermine workers and unions—but Virginia has the opportunity to repeal their "right-to-work" law now. They shouldn't hesitate to support unions and working families.

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    13. stu 2019.

    I’m now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls.

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    15. stu 2019.

    wishing I could make content this sublime

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  16. 14. stu 2019.

    ...the guy who reliably plants earworms and then, in response to my complaints, suggests techniques for eradicating them, like holding my breath or sipping from the far side of the cup. Like, how are tricks for taking good selfies supposed to chase a song from my head?

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  17. 2. stu 2019.

    ...a close cousin to those Spotify playlists hip, coastal hospitals assemble out of songs with the ideal BPM to perform CPR to, except your list is populated by songs that are the ideal accompaniment to masturbating with a non-dominant hand. Enjoy those Enya deep cuts.

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  18. 31. lis 2019.

    Just put the candy in Business Pug's briefcase and we can adjourn this fucking meeting.

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  19. 23. lis 2019.

    ...an act so singular among similar acts that the perpetrator's name becomes shorthand for the act itself. Often embarrassing, the perpetrator of this particular act forever lends their name to the highest expression of triple-flipping an 8" pancake straight out of the skillet.

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  20. 20. lis 2019.

    ...a peculiar vinyl record that, when played backward, well, sounds just like you'd expect a record played in reverse to sound. But smash it over the edge of a table and it makes one of those spring-release, boner-popping sounds morning drive time DJs love punctuate jokes with.

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