Isaac Svobodny

@isaacsvobodny

Las Vegas, NV
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Beigetreten Juli 2012

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  1. Angehefteter Tweet
    28. Aug. 2019

    Mom, we can sit and argue all night over whether 22 is too old to live with your parents but it’s not going to help find my gerbil any faster

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  2. 25. Aug.

    I got the vaccine and in less than 24 hours I had internal bleeding and ended up in the emergency room after falling off a stack of milk crates

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    13. Feb. 2018

    My younger brother now has the 5th most retweeted tweet of all time. My parents are so ashamed. They raised him to be a winner— not some 5th place nobody

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  4. 28. Feb.

    Post 20+ snaps of you getting shit-faced drunk with your girls so I know you and your boyfriend had a falling out and are currently an emotional train-wreck

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  5. 25. Jan.

    I threw a house party my sophomore year of high school and my big brother was nice enough not to tell my parents, he even helped me clean up after. What I didn’t know was that he took all the empty beer cans, boxes, & cups and stuffed my dads car completely full of trash

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    27. Juni 2019

    I noticed the smoking hot babe behind me eyeing me up & down when the Qdoba cashier announced I’ve saved up 91,000 rewards points (30 free entrees). No thanks hunny. Guys with assets like these pay no attention to gold digging hussies

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  7. 18. Nov. 2020

    Wow that minute long video of you lip-syncing & vaping on your story was really good

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    11. Sept. 2019

    One cool part about dating is being yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up by some stupid idiot girl who leaves entire locks of hair on the walls of your shower

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    30. Sept. 2020

    Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a month. I made the decision to take a short, much-needed break from social media to focus on me and my mental health. Also, I wasn’t allowed to have my cell phone with me in jail

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    31. Aug. 2019

    Trump looks like the kind of guy who keeps his cool while everyone else is freaking out that the hooker died

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  11. 2. Aug. 2020

    Crazy that some day my kids are gonna be asking me “What was it like to live through the 2020 pandemic?” and I’ll be like, “It was fine. So anyway, who’s this Jeff loser your mom is dating? Does she still talk about me?”

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    1. Juli 2020

    Ladies, it’d be a huge help if you’d all just collectively agree to stop wearing face masks. It’s getting too hard for all the divorced, middle-aged dads to decipher which of you are smiling, and which or you need to be told that you should be smiling

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  13. 17. Juni 2020

    So if there’s one terrible white person you call him an “asshole” but if there’s 3 or more it's considered a “pub crawl”?

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  14. 5. Mai 2020

    I comment “😍❤️” under my girl’s instagram pics to let everyone know she’s DEFINITELY fucking other dudes

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  15. 27. Apr. 2020

    One thing I’m gonna really miss about Minnesota is being called “Jersey Shore Douchebag” and having guys try to beat me up at a machine-shed party for not knowing anything about transmissions or snowmobiles

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  16. 9. Apr. 2020

    When my dad was my age he owned a house & already had his first kid with my mom. I rent an apartment & haven't even made it to second base with my mom yet

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  17. 30. März 2020

    “I make one tweet about how I’m still going out, trying to live a normal life with COVID-19 & I get hundreds of people being mean to me, the police department calling me, Twitter deleting my stuff & suspending my account” -Me venting to my grandparents at the nursing home today

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    28. März 2020
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    I reported him to the police. That’s actually an act of domestic terrorism.

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  19. 20. März 2020

    Its not weird to hang with your ex! My ex & I are honestly still best friends & I find her hilarious😂 She’s always been super paranoid so I get that she would wanna do the whole social distancing thing but I just got court mandated papers telling me to stay 1000ft away from her

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  20. 5. März 2020

    I peaked in high school

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    Isaacs door fell of during prom drive up 😂
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  21. 27. Feb. 2020

    Still think it’s bullshit how paper “beats” rock just by covering it but whatever, point is, it looks like my girlfriend’s keeping the kid

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