Every single thing she mentions he "did that one time, with my buddy" and is now an expert in
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Girl: I actually love cooking Dude: Oh god you should try my puttanesca sauce, my friend who's a chef says it's even better than his
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"A lot of my friends are having kids but I don't know," *self-conscious laugh* "I can barely take care of myself let alone a baby."
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OH NO NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS FEAR OF HAVING CHILDREN STEMS FROM HIS DADDY ISSUES AND I CANNOT
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Girl just looked at her phone in feigned surprise. "Oh weird, I have a text from my mom." I just snorted audibly, turned it into fake cough
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Dude, oblivious: "oh yeah? That's awesome, I don't think my mom even knows how to text"
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Girl: "yeah, she's, uh, worried she left her stove on. she's in a meeting and can't go home. I'd better go check for her."
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Dude: do you want to go and come back? Girl: It's pretty far. Maybe we can do this again next week? I'll text you. OUT THE DOOR LIKE A SHOT
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He just opened his laptop and started typing. I hope it's a sad story about his life.
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@anne_theriault and I hope its not a post on an incel web site!
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