Chris

@is_chris

Half the class is below average

Brisbane
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 May 2017

    All I want is coffee, why do people keep talking to me?

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Venetoclax is great, but how many times can you report the same medical breakthrough? In the news again today; I'm sure this is the seventeen billionth time I've seen it.

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  3. Apr 2

    My little girl slept in a big bed last night. I have nothing left to teach her.

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  4. Mar 28

    And then imagine finding out the the opener was pre-emptively cancelled due to rain.

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  5. Mar 28

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  6. Mar 28

    Imagine that you'd planned for weeks to take off work on MLB Opening Day. Imagine you were super excited about it. Now imagine realising that it falls on Good Friday.

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  7. Mar 23

    Just realised that was my first tweet in eleven days. Glad it was of adequate weight and quality.

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  8. Mar 22

    Anyone who has a more lucid explanation of what GATE GOT TWO might mean, please fill me in.

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  9. Mar 22

    I remember asking my grandmother what it meant, and she said, "People are stupid, they get drunk, and the football." I nodded sagely and pretended to understand but, by god, that's not an answer.

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  10. Mar 22

    For some reason I am thinking about the time, when I was five or six, someone spray-painted GATE GOT TWO on a railway bridge over a road near where I lived.

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  11. Mar 11

    Submitted two grants, lived to tell the tale

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  12. Mar 9

    Apparently the secret to productivity is taking a day off to spend with your 2yo. While doing so yesterday I certified my first grant (during nap time, duh), and today I'm smashing the second.

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  13. Mar 5

    Mistyped "genes" as "gneens" and now I can't get it out of my head. Hopefully tweeting about it will help.

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  14. Mar 5

    I was dreaming of tomorrow, So I sacrificed today, And it sure was a grand waste of time - Billy Joel nails , ahead of his time once again

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  15. Feb 14

    How on earth does fb think that "1 mutual friend!" or "From the same city!" are good rationales for finding people you might know?

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  16. Feb 9

    Why yes I am proficient at the use of X as placeholder text for actual data, why do you ask?

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  17. Feb 9

    After X days of procrastinating, I actually sat down to write grant number two and instantly had three good ideas. WTF do I procrastinate so much?

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  18. Feb 6

    Ethics report deadline: Feb 13. Grant app deadline: Feb 14. *new email* Student assignment assessment deadline: Feb 15. *sips tea*

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  19. Feb 2

    What if something's on TV and it's never shown again? #1997

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  20. Feb 2

    God bless the great indoors

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  21. Feb 2

    So, trying to write grants with the 1997 Hottest 100 as a soundtrack was a good, if unproductive, idea.

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