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Erin Leigh
@isErinLeigh
Easily excited nerd lady. Lover of cheese. Does policy/campaigns work things. Opinions are all mine.
SydneyJoined February 2010
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Instead of "lashing out" at those who fear the TPP, Robb cld try a little transparency & bring the community with him
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You know you have the best neighbour when they make you a cake decorating hamper on their day off. <3
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Today was a day for old school baking. Chocolate cake. Chocolate icing. Chocolate freckles.
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Trying to get work done but this creature insists on spooning my arm and using my hand as a pillow.
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Video game characters come to life. Also have abandonment issues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Toys come to life. Develop abandonment issues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Audrey Hepburn fakes a classy accent and sleeps with men for money. Abandons her cat in a rainy, dark alley. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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middle class white couple age. Notice the aging process after 4 decades. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Homesick, invincible alien decides to take a low-paid journalism gig in a bid to fit in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Failed sports star turned alcoholic lawyer trains belligerent young hockey team #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Hugh Jackman sulks while in Japan. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Refugee woman flirts with local publican. Leaves town with her husband later. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly farm boy becomes a pirate and tries to marry the girl. He dies but Billy Crystal fixes that. Also, there's a giant.
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Imagen: a football player twirling in a g string. This is the hens night I'm at.
A Richard Dawkins tweet is a lot like an episode of Game of Thrones. There are 140 characters & something unimaginably awful happens.
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I'm at a Greek restaurant with topless waiters for a hens nights. Yes. There's a fake frieze at the bar.
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You know what's also gluten free? Jesus.
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As an employer we're not looking forward to sifting the hundreds of applications designed to meet the 40 per month job seeker quota.
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Regional residents held to digital ransom. has written a cracker story on the nbn in regional nsw
A Lib staffer asks me if Clive needs help with senate procedures. She looked so young: I told her I'd seen Seinfeld episodes older than her.
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Here's Scott Morrison's full statement regarding the return of 41 people to Sri Lanka, 37 Sinhalese and 4 Tamils.
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Mulled cider in a soup mug. The Oxford makes me happy.
This game is an hour in and I've already made a monster kill. I love this.
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Learning a new game. Looks simple....
I don't know what he wants but based on these eyes The Bastard definitely wants something.
Dear Coles. No one should use the phrase "real meat injection". Especially pussies.
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When will the players learn: one cannot sing the national anthem with a mouth guard in #soo
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Big work trip to Melbourne today but I took 5 minutes for a Littlest Cupcake on Desgraves. Worth it.
Gasp! is showing An American in Paris! Nothing is sexier than Gene Kelly singing in ballet tights.
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Howard once claimed that interest rates would always be lower under a Liberal Government. Not if you have a student loan. #Insiders
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ACCC takes Australian Egg Corporation to court for allegedly attempting to reduce the supply of eggs bit.ly/1wohsP1
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Ok. So the bright orange shoes on the field are sponsored/product placement - right? They're just so obnoxious #SOO
Discussing dirtbag and PUA lit with . Eg: Mr Darcy negs Lizzie and then traps her in a drawing room to impose his feels upon her
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Off to a costume party as To Kill a Mockingbird. Or drunk big bird. Both interpretations are fine.
What is this? I'm just so confused.
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