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Did you know that FX rates exchange 24/7, that there are 3 BGN Markets, and that a Bloomberg Terminal costs $24k/year? #mylife

Wow, May 'twas seemingly a cesspool of depravity and betrayal for everyone but me!! WTF folks!

"Don't poach my devs!" Heard this twice recently. But, what aren't you doing to keep them? Trading beer/food for burnout gets you so far.

Strange. Having minimals complaints to mask with a 'clever' quip makes tweeting a lot tougher these days.

John Clerk, stabbed in 1366 by by Adam Case with knife thirteen inches long after “opprobrious words” were exchanged in a field.

"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often".

First week of no dranks. Cancels it out with 2 frapps.

Often just putting out a fire is easier than preventing its reoccurrence. And, damn, do those fires spread.

My life is good and that makes me happy. But, what makes me equally happy is seeing my peers succeeding! Glad '17 is shaping up for all.

Bring Your Kids to Work Day was a success! While the parents worked, I taught the kids how to make coffee in the Keurig.

"Do you only wear black? What's a pentagram? Are you limping or is it the heels? What music do you like?" My boss trying to relate with me.

My landlord has replaced everyone's toilets to low-flow to save $. After a few days, I think we'll soon collectively regret this choice.

I admire a leader who can pacify a frazzled colleague w/out invalidating their concern + helping them resolve the concern. Skills.

"What's your Hogwarts House?" is the new "What's your sign?" pick up, apparently. So, what's your Hogwarts House? ;)

Coworker put a sarcastic comment in a draft bus spec. Guffaws and wrist slapping ensued. He survived & I'm reminded I'm not in a startup.