Chris Parker

everyone just stay in texas for a little while, OK? it's a big state. you keep saying so. don't go on planes/cruise ships for a little jeez

Coffee at Harbour Air yvr terminal having little effect on... Zzzzzzzzzzz #tired #jetlagged

I think you mean "engineering recommendations" RT @stepc @ironring1 I used some C-clamps...does that fulfill your handyman wishes?

OH GAWD I'M SO FREAKING TIRED & AM STILL ONE FLIGHT ASAP FROM HOME...

My son said," it's sad to be a plant because you can't move so you could never visit your parents." God, kids are stupid.

Considering the strong constant breeze, it really surprised me that I saw NO wind power at all while on Christmas Island - all on diesel pwr

Yes, but they're not exactly a cooperative block. RT @Raffi_RC mustn't stopping ISIS be first the primary responsibility of Islamic nations?

Happy to be back in Canada!

<in gruff voice> "Alfred, what the f&$k is this egg puck doing on my burger. Why r there seeds in my mayo? Feed this crap to Robin, not me"

And no, I did not venture to try said monstrosity. What about Batman says "eggs"?

(2/2) 1st sauce appears to be some sort of bbq sauce. 2nd sauce appears to be mayo with poppy seeds mixed in. Totally bizarre.

(1/2) McDonald's in Hong Kong has a Batman burger: looks like a Big Mac minus the veggies, with an egg mcmuffin egg patty & 2 sauces

Dear Hong Kong airport: I will not pay $32 for a shower. I'll just change into clean clothes in the bathroom like a hobo...

Hong Kong > Perth. #fact