People who put nuts in their brownies are degenerate. They ruin the smooth, rich consistency of the brownie by perverting it with the hard and uneven consistency of the nut because they are amoral and seek to cause chaos in the universe.
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This kind of thing just triggers me to want to bake brownies and send them to you express mail. It's my grandmother's fault
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Just don't include nuts
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Never!
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