When a man witnesses another man thirsting on the timeline he rejoices, for he sees himself in him
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gondola Allen Iverson: " we talkin bout bractice :-DD "
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FYI: the crab from Moana is a homosexualpic.twitter.com/Vsdf8GWtgS
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I was escorted out of the Piggily Wiggily for punching the meats
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They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a ᵍᵃʸ ⁿᶦᵠᵠᵃ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘᵗᵉʳ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
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Remember the 14 Words: BEACHFRONT AVENUE Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis Rock man lovers driving Lamborghinispic.twitter.com/zp8q62NROD
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I realized I was in a simulation when I saw the same unmoving, poorly rendered clouds for 3 days straight
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I was arrested for placing copies of Mein Kampf in many of my town's "share a book" post locations
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