Everything a woman does is a shit test "No dms" shit test "I have a boyfriend" shit test "stop I've called the cops" she wants you to engage in mortal combat with local law authorities in order to prove your genetic legitimacy. 100% shit test
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if you ever ask elderly couples who have been married for 40+ year's how they met it usually sounds just like this
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"I told him to stop waiting for me outside my workplace or else my brother would give him a whooping but he kept coming by and eventually I said oh to hell with it. I don't even have a brother."
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God bless our grandfathers
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