I have an account like this that I show to normies who ask about my twitter activity. I try to retweet the normiest things I can
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"Greetings Friend. These are the goods & services I have purchased recently. Please affirm them"
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The only thing white people are allowed to connect over nowadays is love of Costco and [insert local brewery making shitty IPAs here]
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basically
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They exist only to award ppl internet points so ya ur right
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sounds about right
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what's wild is that no one actually HAS to be an NPC
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Not gonna lie, I'm guilty of this too
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When will twitter’s engagement statistics accurately reflect a user’s actual ability to mentally engage with something? Same with voting, currently everything you do is interchangeable with someone who is incapable of conscious thought.
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Maybe they are sleeper cells, slowly accumulating followers until they are activated... to do whatever they were created to do.
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No cap
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We need a recruitment expansion pack like the new Mordor game.
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Patrolling Normie Twitter almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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Do you ever try to imagine what it's like to be them?
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"This is so me" "This wins the internet for today" "Omg I'm dead"
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