Wow they turned Hamburger Helper into a vidya gamepic.twitter.com/z0SoitABDZ
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Reason why Koreans are so good at eSports is because they drink gamer girl peepic.twitter.com/uC1kBzwDry
I have this ritual in which after I finish reading a book, I host a bonfire that evening & toss the book into the flames in celebration. It's metaphysical: the fire consumes the book as my mind has consumed the contents of the book. The library doesn't like it that much though..
Booted up Oblivion again, starting a Khajiit paladin playthrough.pic.twitter.com/iattLKUAbY
When a man witnesses another man thirsting on the timeline he rejoices, for he sees himself in him
gondola Allen Iverson: " we talkin bout bractice :-DD "
I was escorted out of the Piggily Wiggily for punching the meats
They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a ᵍᵃʸ ⁿᶦᵠᵠᵃ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘᵗᵉʳ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
Remember the 14 Words: BEACHFRONT AVENUE Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis Rock man lovers driving Lamborghinispic.twitter.com/zp8q62NROD
I realized I was in a simulation when I saw the same unmoving, poorly rendered clouds for 3 days straight
I was arrested for placing copies of Mein Kampf in many of my town's "share a book" post locations
What do you call it when all of the gas stations are owned by indians? Pajeet bourgeoisie
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