Upset stomach Mentally: while I recognize this discomfort as immediate and sovereign, I understand that the pain will come to pass Physically: my schtummy hurded :(
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"Does a bear shit in the woods?"pic.twitter.com/QH3dCxyqFb
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Going to take my "dog" for a walk tonite and my "dog" is gonna take a fat shit on my neighbor's lawn
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Hey! If you like my content & want to see more of it, you can help support me by making a donation to the United Negro College Fund :) thanks!
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Courting internet racists to cloutmog socially active thots from high school.. thank you for your service fellas
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Pregaming my dox by mailing polaroids of me lifting nude to local congressman
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sick of this "you retweet too much" shit your timeline is MY domain, if you unfollow me I will DM you my tweets
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Girls talk about moving to the big city not because it's exciting or it's "where it's happening", they just like skyscrapers. They got bird brains
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