As soon as the last woman left the gym, the men gathered around to discuss art & philosophy
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Went to go enjoy a cigar & talk politics, but apparently that's not what you do at a gentleman's club
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When I was growing up I played alot of yugioh. This was where I first encountered the word "fiend". So whenever anyone talked about "dope fiends", I always imagined Summoned Skull with a crack pipe. Pictured: Summoned Skull before & after the crack pipepic.twitter.com/HUr4rfvic3
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Eyes Wide Shut, except Tom Cruise puts on a fursuit to sneak into ComicCon
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Upset stomach Mentally: while I recognize this discomfort as immediate and sovereign, I understand that the pain will come to pass Physically: my schtummy hurded :(
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Going to take my "dog" for a walk tonite and my "dog" is gonna take a fat shit on my neighbor's lawn
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Hey! If you like my content & want to see more of it, you can help support me by making a donation to the United Negro College Fund :) thanks!
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Courting internet racists to cloutmog socially active thots from high school.. thank you for your service fellas
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Pregaming my dox by mailing polaroids of me lifting nude to local congressman
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sick of this "you retweet too much" shit your timeline is MY domain, if you unfollow me I will DM you my tweets
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Girls talk about moving to the big city not because it's exciting or it's "where it's happening", they just like skyscrapers. They got bird brains
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Woke up in cold sweat, dream about smugly telling commie account with Trotsky avi to "poast physique"... Xir was 6'4 and striated. Deleted my account in embarrassment..
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Reason why Koreans are so good at eSports is because they drink gamer girl peepic.twitter.com/uC1kBzwDry
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I have this ritual in which after I finish reading a book, I host a bonfire that evening & toss the book into the flames in celebration. It's metaphysical: the fire consumes the book as my mind has consumed the contents of the book. The library doesn't like it that much though..
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Booted up Oblivion again, starting a Khajiit paladin playthrough.pic.twitter.com/iattLKUAbY
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When a man witnesses another man thirsting on the timeline he rejoices, for he sees himself in him
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gondola Allen Iverson: " we talkin bout bractice :-DD "
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I was escorted out of the Piggily Wiggily for punching the meats
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They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a ᵍᵃʸ ⁿᶦᵠᵠᵃ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘᵗᵉʳ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
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Remember the 14 Words: BEACHFRONT AVENUE Girls were hot, wearing less than bikinis Rock man lovers driving Lamborghinispic.twitter.com/zp8q62NROD
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I realized I was in a simulation when I saw the same unmoving, poorly rendered clouds for 3 days straight
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I was arrested for placing copies of Mein Kampf in many of my town's "share a book" post locations
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What do you call it when all of the gas stations are owned by indians? Pajeet bourgeoisie
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