I always imagined that if catfish could talk, they would have french accents "hon hon hon Monsieur"pic.twitter.com/YRLtxCQ4wl
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Full moon soon, watch out fellas all wamen will be ovulating
Day 30 into NoFap, I happened upon a pair of rocks in the shape of bress. I walked up to them, gulped, whipped the sweat from my brow, and tipped my hat. Said "good morning ma'am"
how come these dudes look like they can smell reefer marijuana joints from miles away..pic.twitter.com/Bqtb8ZpgPG
when you think you found a cute fashy tradwife but she turns out to be a miscegenatorpic.twitter.com/3eEiRP6V9a
Went to go enjoy a cigar & talk politics, but apparently that's not what you do at a gentleman's club
When I was growing up I played alot of yugioh. This was where I first encountered the word "fiend". So whenever anyone talked about "dope fiends", I always imagined Summoned Skull with a crack pipe. Pictured: Summoned Skull before & after the crack pipepic.twitter.com/HUr4rfvic3
Eyes Wide Shut, except Tom Cruise puts on a fursuit to sneak into ComicCon
Upset stomach Mentally: while I recognize this discomfort as immediate and sovereign, I understand that the pain will come to pass Physically: my schtummy hurded :(
Going to take my "dog" for a walk tonite and my "dog" is gonna take a fat shit on my neighbor's lawn
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Courting internet racists to cloutmog socially active thots from high school.. thank you for your service fellas
Pregaming my dox by mailing polaroids of me lifting nude to local congressman
sick of this "you retweet too much" shit your timeline is MY domain, if you unfollow me I will DM you my tweets
Girls talk about moving to the big city not because it's exciting or it's "where it's happening", they just like skyscrapers. They got bird brains
Woke up in cold sweat, dream about smugly telling commie account with Trotsky avi to "poast physique"... Xir was 6'4 and striated. Deleted my account in embarrassment..
Reason why Koreans are so good at eSports is because they drink gamer girl peepic.twitter.com/uC1kBzwDry
I have this ritual in which after I finish reading a book, I host a bonfire that evening & toss the book into the flames in celebration. It's metaphysical: the fire consumes the book as my mind has consumed the contents of the book. The library doesn't like it that much though..
Booted up Oblivion again, starting a Khajiit paladin playthrough.pic.twitter.com/iattLKUAbY
When a man witnesses another man thirsting on the timeline he rejoices, for he sees himself in him
gondola Allen Iverson: " we talkin bout bractice :-DD "
I was escorted out of the Piggily Wiggily for punching the meats
They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a ᵍᵃʸ ⁿᶦᵠᵠᵃ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒᵘᵗᵉʳ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
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