safe░travels░ (越圧握)pic.twitter.com/fys68xthZg
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whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 realpic.twitter.com/Ou1ZaYGeRJ
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Full moon soon, watch out fellas all wamen will be ovulating
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Day 30 into NoFap, I happened upon a pair of rocks in the shape of bress. I walked up to them, gulped, whipped the sweat from my brow, and tipped my hat. Said "good morning ma'am"
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how come these dudes look like they can smell reefer marijuana joints from miles away..pic.twitter.com/Bqtb8ZpgPG
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when you think you found a cute fashy tradwife but she turns out to be a miscegenatorpic.twitter.com/3eEiRP6V9a
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Went to go enjoy a cigar & talk politics, but apparently that's not what you do at a gentleman's club
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When I was growing up I played alot of yugioh. This was where I first encountered the word "fiend". So whenever anyone talked about "dope fiends", I always imagined Summoned Skull with a crack pipe. Pictured: Summoned Skull before & after the crack pipepic.twitter.com/HUr4rfvic3
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Eyes Wide Shut, except Tom Cruise puts on a fursuit to sneak into ComicCon
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Upset stomach Mentally: while I recognize this discomfort as immediate and sovereign, I understand that the pain will come to pass Physically: my schtummy hurded :(
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Going to take my "dog" for a walk tonite and my "dog" is gonna take a fat shit on my neighbor's lawn
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Hey! If you like my content & want to see more of it, you can help support me by making a donation to the United Negro College Fund :) thanks!
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Courting internet racists to cloutmog socially active thots from high school.. thank you for your service fellas
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Pregaming my dox by mailing polaroids of me lifting nude to local congressman
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sick of this "you retweet too much" shit your timeline is MY domain, if you unfollow me I will DM you my tweets
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Girls talk about moving to the big city not because it's exciting or it's "where it's happening", they just like skyscrapers. They got bird brains
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Woke up in cold sweat, dream about smugly telling commie account with Trotsky avi to "poast physique"... Xir was 6'4 and striated. Deleted my account in embarrassment..
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Reason why Koreans are so good at eSports is because they drink gamer girl peepic.twitter.com/uC1kBzwDry
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I have this ritual in which after I finish reading a book, I host a bonfire that evening & toss the book into the flames in celebration. It's metaphysical: the fire consumes the book as my mind has consumed the contents of the book. The library doesn't like it that much though..
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Booted up Oblivion again, starting a Khajiit paladin playthrough.pic.twitter.com/iattLKUAbY
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When a man witnesses another man thirsting on the timeline he rejoices, for he sees himself in him
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gondola Allen Iverson: " we talkin bout bractice :-DD "
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