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Went to a blaqq barber to get my haircut. Told him I wanted a pompadour, high fade. "Oh you want that tiki torch haircut? I gotchu fam"pic.twitter.com/dq1XmSlgvr
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Completing NoFap is easier if you lift weights often. Not because you tire yourself out, but because the callouses you get make it an unpleasant experience.
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I don't even see wamen for their ass & tiddies anymore.. I see them only as wombs on stilts, carriers of seed.. it is my genetic prerogative to raze cities and destroy civilizations to create fertile ground for sowing oats
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I always imagined that if catfish could talk, they would have french accents "hon hon hon Monsieur"pic.twitter.com/YRLtxCQ4wl
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At gym, Thicc Latina has been on AssFlexxor3000 for last 2 hours, won't let anyone near it
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"This is a Maxwell Household young lady we don't have any of that Folgers SHIT"pic.twitter.com/GGoAf2NcGx
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"I dont care who he is I want him swimming with the fishes by the end of the night"pic.twitter.com/VR7mqtaZFq
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"Careful in close quarters combat, he's an expert with blunt weapons"pic.twitter.com/rCaL4ARZNi
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As soon as the last woman left the gym, the men gathered around to discuss art & philosophy
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I dont know why pepo say "relax, everybody in gym is too busy to watch you" I STAY staring at pepopic.twitter.com/9ddjzqviBB
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whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 realpic.twitter.com/Ou1ZaYGeRJ
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Full moon soon, watch out fellas all wamen will be ovulating
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Day 30 into NoFap, I happened upon a pair of rocks in the shape of bress. I walked up to them, gulped, whipped the sweat from my brow, and tipped my hat. Said "good morning ma'am"
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how come these dudes look like they can smell reefer marijuana joints from miles away..pic.twitter.com/Bqtb8ZpgPG
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when you think you found a cute fashy tradwife but she turns out to be a miscegenatorpic.twitter.com/3eEiRP6V9a
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Went to go enjoy a cigar & talk politics, but apparently that's not what you do at a gentleman's club
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When I was growing up I played alot of yugioh. This was where I first encountered the word "fiend". So whenever anyone talked about "dope fiends", I always imagined Summoned Skull with a crack pipe. Pictured: Summoned Skull before & after the crack pipepic.twitter.com/HUr4rfvic3
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Eyes Wide Shut, except Tom Cruise puts on a fursuit to sneak into ComicCon
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Upset stomach Mentally: while I recognize this discomfort as immediate and sovereign, I understand that the pain will come to pass Physically: my schtummy hurded :(
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