Met with a stranger, I min-maxed the conversation. Controlled breathing. Paced eye contact. Smiled, no teeth. Insert joke.
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*teleports directly in front of you, at appropriate distance to signal that we are conversing but not so close that it violates boundaries* *pulls wry, close-mouthed lopsided smile* Ye
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..how?!
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"Hey, man, these things happen. How's about I make it up to you by taking everyone out for drinks? My treat."
End of conversation
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