Irma L. Olguin Jr.  

@irms

I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a city. Asking it to love her. ...also, co-founder and CEO of

Fresno, CA
Дата регистрации: август 2007 г.

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  1. Закрепленный твит
    3 мар.

    i just want to be the person i thought i was when i was grocery shopping

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  2. 26 июн.

    don’t judge a book by its cover, but you can definitely judge a hotel by its towels.

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  3. 23 июн.

    today we are *checks gay agenda* replacing the teflon tape on the shower heads

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  4. 19 июн.

    you guys. today is a really big day for me. please join me in celebration as i announce the completion of both my shampoo and conditioner bottles, at the exact same time.

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  5. 7 июн.

    you don’t really know a person til you’ve seen what happens when they hear “cruisin' down the street in my six-fo” come on the radio

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  6. 6 июн.

    relationship status: just asked my dog if he minded if I had the last piece of pizza. great news. he does not mind.

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  7. 4 июн.

    the exact right time to have a mascara-meltdown is when you are in the front row of a nationally-televised live-studio audience then can’t tell if you’re winking at him or not.

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  8. 2 июн.

    hey, allies! if you’re heading to a celebration to support the non-straight people in your life, but ✌🏽aren’t sure about all that trans stuff✌🏽you’re not ready. please stay home.

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  9. ретвитнул(а)
    30 мая

    IDK who needs to hear this, but poverty-wage workers cannot budget their way to economic stability. Offering financial literacy workshops when what they need is a living wage is insulting and immoral.

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  10. 31 мая

    the hug angle (hugle, for short): arm 24.5 degrees from body center, roughly perpendicular to the ground, palm open. signals an incoming hug whether you’re ready or not.

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  11. ретвитнул(а)
    30 мая

    🛒 | Two of the best things about Bitwise? Epically talented people and a community that supports each other. When we found out our pal, , over at runs Be Ok Brand, we filled up those shopping carts and took to the streets! Get yours:

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  12. 29 мая

    good morning to everyone except non-dog owners who insist on asking how long my son’s breed ‘is expected to live’ you absolute terror of a human being

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  13. 28 мая

    petition to change the facepalm emoji to the i-have-a-headache emoji

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  14. 27 мая

    statistically improbable that we have all been the car at the front when traffic lights decide to malfunction, and yet, here we are

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  15. 25 мая

    parallel parked in two moves just now and as a result i am absolutely drunk with power

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  16. 19 мая

    relationship goals: get you a girl that knows if you wanna be woken up for beverage service when the flight attendant comes by

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  17. 12 мая

    relationship status: wondering if insects have beating hearts

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  18. 12 мая

    idk who needs to hear this right now, but if you’re thinking about going out tonight, there is absolutely no chill in the world today and you should stay home.

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  19. 10 мая

    philosophical friday: everyone makes the same sounds when the salsa is too hot. that’s how you know we’re connected.

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  20. 8 мая

    i think im pretty tough until i stab my own eye with my mascara wand

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  21. 6 мая

    regardless of how you might feel about the damsel in distress trope popular in Disney movies, if you gave me a whole-ass library because you know i like books, it’d probably work

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