Think of all the Victorian disembowelings that could have been prevented, had Jack the Ripper been confronted by the persuasive powers of Cookie Monster
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I thought that was a spork.
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I wonder if there’s a sensor so that every time someone puts a knife in the box it goes “Nom nom nom nom nom! Yummmm!”
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Cookie Monster has been brainwashed by the Brits. He used to have a mind of his own on these matters.
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First they came after my shank and I did nothing, so when they came after my cookies I couldn’t cut a bitch.
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