They should change the name of this site to Fapper
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Quick reminder: none of your tweets have ever changed a single person's mind about anything
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But yours changed my mind regarding the possibility of my crushing on a dude.
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I'll be in LA next month, I will expect spooning
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Remember, I’m bigger, so you’re the inside spoon.
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OK, but I'm taping an unsolicited pitch to the back of my head
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A tattooed pitch on the back of your scalp would be much more legible.
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You guys need to get a room
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I second that. Was going to say a Twitter room but .. it won’t change anything... so
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I can't stop watching this
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I disagreed with this notion, but this post changed my mind. You are an influencer
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This...has changed my mind about the importance of Twitter.pic.twitter.com/MHA9soXSfn
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But your tweets have made me hate Nebraska football, for no real reason.
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"Ozymandias" for the 21st century. "Look on my tweets and despair..."
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Untrue. Twitter convinced me to watch Mindhunter and Haunting of Hill House. And Aquaman.
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Also handmaid’s tale!
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Pretty sure my emoji responses to Trump’s tweets have shaped national policy, dude.
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