David Burge

advantage Americans on: cell phone vs mobile phone truck vs lorry GPS vs SatNav

I will hand it to the British: "lift" and "flat" are better words than "elevator" and "apartment," and I am frankly embarrassed we chose the latter

Historical Solutions To The "Can't Get Laid" Problem 1986: go to 7-11 and spend $4 on a Playboy and box of Kleenex 2022: spend $40,000 building an infantile manga-eyed AI sexbot in French maid outfit with operating tentacles

breaking tech news from Incel Worldhttps://twitter.com/schizorambling/status/1511820165654134787 …

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take holdhttps://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1512486084961259521 …

First wine box of the day completedhttps://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1512470188842786817 …

I'll have a good chuckle about this story next time I'm winding through the airport livestock chute for X-raying and crotch pats from our vigilant security heroes

nbd, just a couple of wacky DHS imposters living in an apartment full of guns, ammo, armor, and Iranian and Pakistani visas giving away their next door apartment free to one of the First Lady's Secret Service detail. Probably some kind of elaborate sitcom pitch

It's nice to know that in this country a plucky kid from the streets of Philly can work hard, become a beloved worldwide film superstar, and marry a beautiful woman who will spend his money on an entourage of $10k/day LA cult gurus to psychologically torture him in his own house

I'm starting to think the whole slap incident was a Manchurian Candidate kinda thing plotted by his wife and her Malibu life coach

At this point I think it's safe to say that DJ Jazzy Jeff was the lucky one

let's all hope they're just rehearsing a scene for some upcoming horror movie

ngl, seems a little hostage situation-yhttps://twitter.com/Raddsurfer/status/1512154005790605322 …

If I can pull this off, I'll never have to pay for a food truck taco again

This is my chance to put on a cape & gold headdress, demonstrate my mighty power to blot out and reconjure the sun, and be finally acclaimed Sun God King of Austinhttps://twitter.com/averytomascowx/status/1512419070854975493 …

Harvard Freshman: Mr Burge, according to public records you have been cited 257 times for crashing your truck into liquor stores, including twice yesterday alone. Why should we listen to what you have to say on this topic? Me: I am in a wingback chair. Hey look it's lunchtime

Give me a wingback chair and I will moderate a Harvard conference panel discussing The Problem of Other People Crashing Trucks Into Liquor Storeshttps://twitter.com/pmarca/status/1512234727956131842 …