Diamond in the Rough

@inviso

There's a time and place for spontaneity

Seattle, WA, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. tra 2014.
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    3. velj

    Sorry I'm still at your Super Bowl party. Are any of those Lil Smokies in BBQ sauce left?

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    31. sij

    Hedzup to all the numerologists out there. This Sunday’s date is a numeric palindrome in all standard formats around the world. DD/MM/YYYY 02/02/2020 MM/DD/YYYY 02/02/2020 YYYY/MM/DD 2020/02/02 YYYY/DD/MM 2020/02/02 The numbers are the same forward as they are backward.

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    7-year-old: *plays a video game against an empty controller* Me: You should play against someone so it's harder. 7: My life is hard enough.

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    I hate that I can smell my downstairs neighbor’s cigarette stench reeking up through the vent system. But it also means they can prob smell my apt too, & I hate even more that those assholes are getting the fragrance of Glade’s “Clean Linen” plug-in air freshener COMPLETELY free

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    31. sij

    Maybe the guy hiding on the other side of the shower curtain is just as scared as you are

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    30. sij

    I’m 41 and I’m really starting to feel like if I haven’t become a werewolf by now it’s just not going to happen for me.

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    30. sij

    Guy who sat next to me on my flight put on a sick mask AFTER he got off the plane, so this might be my last tweet.

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    Calling Target ‘Tar-Jay’

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    27. sij

    Never prouder of myself than when I successfully answer my own security questions

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    therapist goes on vacation for multiple weeks and the skeleton manning the ship inside my brain starts taking day trips out to sea on a motorboat and comes back holding a pile of algae and shouting IS THIS ANYTHING and I’m like no dude that is NOT ours, put that back immediately

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  12. 25. sij
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  14. 25. sij

    Your parents are tired. Probably mostly from helping you. Please honor and respect your parents.

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    23. sij
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    23. sij

    Me: But it's National Pie Day. Wife: still no.

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  17. 22. sij

    Apparently there is a music genre called "yacht rock" and I like most of it. 🗣️👩‍🦽

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    22. sij

    What doesn't kill you just needs a little more time.

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    22. sij

    I know it's good for me but please stop saying bone broth

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  20. 22. sij
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