Evelyn Almgren

@inthedreaming

Dil jhoom utha jaise paaya Khuda. Hindi lover, language lover. Trying to grasp the wrist of God in ecstasy!

Petaluma, CA, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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    27. kol 2017.
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    It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like “Are you sure?”

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    what 30 mosques are playing the azaan at 3am in north america

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    The language in the rule book just says “the nearest Merle.”

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    Is it a specific man named Merle who has to deliver to every precinct by himself, or does the role automatically devolve onto any man named Merle?

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    4/ There’s another vote and each candidate gets a certain number of delegates but nobody really cares and while they’re in there all the other people in Iowa (all 12) wonder where all the white people went. THE END

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    3/ There’s a brief pause for a human sacrifice and then they tabulate which candidate is “viable” or “not viable.” Supporters of the “not viable” candidates are chased from the room by bees, UNLESS they switch to a viable candidate after being bribed with pie.

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    2/ If bees from the Bee Jar (every site has a Bee Jar) sting a person on the hand, that person gets to caucus. Everyone else has to go home. Once voting begins, they take a break for coffee and wash the preserves off their hands. Then they write down their first choice.

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    1/ For those confused about the , let me explain while we’re waiting on results. Caucus goers enter the site and first have to stick their hand in a jar of strawberry preserves. (The preserves have to be delivered by a man named Merle.)

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    Must be re-applied every four years, cracks and leaks. Would not recommend. Yelp rated: two stars

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    There should be a Iowa-based weatherproofing company named Iowa Caulk Us

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    Tfw when you can't be poet laureate because you are in fact two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

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    Obama was judged by the standard: "Did he end all war and poverty and fulfill the personal wishes of every American?" Trump is judged by the standard: "Did he manage to go a full day without committing a crime?"

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    wholesome Godzilla : ) comic by

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    [smugly] Oh is there a politics-ball on?

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    My candidate already won the Iowa caucuses. is my candidate, and they won before the caucuses started.

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