Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

whatever, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Joined July 2015

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Nov 2018

    tHIs aCCOunT iS nOT a FeATuRe reQuEst

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  2. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    dreams are just ur brain trying to make an API call to ur sensory system and ur sensory system sending back a 500 then ur brain scrambling to try to render using cached content

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  3. Aug 14

    roast me daddy

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  4. Aug 14

    a real shame that I can’t buy an oven that turns me on, the future sucks

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  5. Aug 14

    The future of ovens: burning your house down because it turned itself back on

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  6. Aug 14

    just kidding, I’ve been eating my dinner standing over the sink all week and understand I AM the target demographic

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  7. Aug 14

    on the bright side, if my house burns down technically all of the food will be cooked for me

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 14
    Replying to

    I can’t wait to complain about my brick house being bricked in the future, POETRY

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  9. Aug 14
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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 12

    I take it back, the internet of things is good

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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 12

    Tumblr sold for the cost of 2-bedroom San Francisco home in Noe Valley

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  12. Aug 12

    spending my night being nostalgic about a time when tech was bad in a less bad way

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  13. Aug 6

    “Didn't you always want a ceiling fan that can mine crypto (for someone else)?” -

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  14. Aug 2

    To open the fridge again, please watch this ad. Skip in 5...4....3...

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  15. Aug 2

    technology has come so far we can finally..........stand around and watch a video on a fridge?

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  16. Aug 2

    hurts my brain to imagine that any human would let facebook put a camera in their home, let alone *pay* for the privilege

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  17. Retweeted
    Aug 1
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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Hhjbbgggkkhhh how can you fuck up designing a water-cooler this bad

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  19. Aug 1

    this is fucked up and you should throw your Ring doorbell in the trash

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    my parents don’t have weighing scales so they weigh our gas canister with the wii fit

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  21. Jul 30
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