Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 16

    how many times do I have to turn my heart on and off to unpair it

    40 replies 325 retweets 1,731 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Nov 18

    Oh, Tesla, how do I love thee. Let me...let me...let me in my car!!

    64 replies 132 retweets 635 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Nov 17

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  4. Nov 17

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  5. Nov 17

    we all knew Nintendo was very bad at internet but breaking other iot shit in your software without even realizing it is kickass

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  6. Nov 17

    i want to know how this happened , glorious technology

    imagine being the developer who has to wake up to this bug report
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  7. Nov 15

    i have always had a soft spot for performance art ✨

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  8. Nov 14

    my nest thermostat is harassing me about migrating to a google account.....but i can't because i use G Suite and google hates it when you pay them money

    53 replies 209 retweets 1,283 likes
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  9. Nov 12

    Why are we doing this to ourselves

    I said no. Dont take my ear data
    38 replies 477 retweets 2,154 likes
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  10. Nov 11

    holy shit this is so fucked

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  11. Nov 5

    Ring just low-key revealed it's aggregating massive amounts of data from doorbells and doing whatever with it

    Ring is thrilled about having filmed millions of small children on Halloween, according to its Instagram story
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  12. Retweeted
    Nov 3

    Boomer Transmission Protocol (BTP): take screenshot of photo/document -> save as pdf -> print and fax.....optionally wait for telephone confirmation of receipt

    30 replies 282 retweets 1,092 likes
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  13. Nov 4

    Hello yes, Best Buy is bricking lights because it doesn’t feel like maintaining them anymore 😳

    Oh boy, my lights won't work after 11/6. I had to fill out forms to get a partial refund.
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  14. Retweeted
    Nov 4

    please someone go adopt this criminal cat

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  15. Retweeted
    Oct 25

    Just a collection of totally normal things.

    “Hang tight, we’re updating your shoes with the latest features.”
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  16. Nov 3

    Philips Hue lighting is now on the Shitdex:

    16 replies 75 retweets 449 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Oct 30

    And since Facebook Portal did not expect user to add albums that they don't own to the Superframe, there is no way to remove it I have been staring at Mark Zuckerberg's face every day and night, from waking up, to my sleep, for free. And I am... fine?

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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 30

    I added Mark Zuckerberg’s Profile Picture album to my Facebook Portal’s Superframe when users are supposed to only able to add the albums that they own I reported this to Facebook and they don't think this is a security vulnerability

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  19. Oct 27

    internet connected lightbulbs

    What’s your most hated technology that you use every day?
    19 replies 57 retweets 822 likes
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  20. Oct 27

    if you've ever been caught out by a $2000 roaming charge for checking your email, this one's for you

    8 replies 206 retweets 668 likes
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  21. Oct 21

    but i still have a lot of questions about aforementioned ‘doldrums’

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