Internet of Shit

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    The Internet of Shitty Things is here. Have all of your best home appliances ruined by putting the internet in them!

  2. OH SHIT it blocks ads though. I would pay $$$ for a router with built-in adblocking

  3. it creeps me out that this exists. sure, kids MIGHT come across porn but that's kinda part of growing up online.

  4. Also baffling is that there's communities for hacking litterbox firmware

  5. "impact per minute" ugh were the people that made this 12

  6. ugh i decided to look at this again and it gets no better

  7. this is too much internet for one day goodnight

  8. ALRIGHT EVERYONE IT GETS WEIRDER this mattress company tried to sell this thing for babies before

  9. this thing is called 'smarttress' missed opportunity to call it 'smuttress' but ok

  10. you're telling me i paid $1500 for this sex detecting mattress and the battery can run out?

  11. don't ask me how i find this stuff shitty gadgets find me

  12. how bad's it gotta be for you to order a mattress to check if your SO is cheating on you?

  13. the mattress for couples with trust issues

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