Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 6

    hello world i made a website it's time for more internet of shit stuff soon

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  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    We’re missing the beginning of the football! Quick get the telly on!

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  3. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    We’re living in the future

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  4. Aug 24

    t h i s

    Parents: Stop Fucking Spying On Your Fucking Children.
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    Aug 20

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  6. Aug 20

    never mind

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  7. Aug 20

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  8. Aug 20

    im trying to think of something worse than a gas pump connected to the internet running Adobe flash but

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  9. Retweeted
    Aug 18

    Chris got a smart fridge so we got Granblue on. Went as expected.

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  10. Aug 20

    worse still, your gas pump is running Adobe flash too

    when the gas pump runs a web browser
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  11. Aug 20

    help the poor creature

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    It's been stuck on a tennis ball for an hour. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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  12. Retweeted
    16 Aug 2016
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    Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence:

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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 20

    we're excited to announce the first graphics card that can play crysis at 30fps

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  14. Aug 20

    TFW you just said the thing you're thinking out loud on a stage in front of thousands of people

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  15. Aug 20

    'gotta hold your abs tight while you're doing this' - what you say when you're holding $60k of graphics card and want ppl to know you work out

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  16. Aug 20

    we're excited to announce the first graphics card that can play crysis at 30fps

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  17. Retweeted
    Aug 19

    . the fkn office coffee machine wants to email people for some reason

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  18. Aug 20

    genuinely sad for the poor sap having to update this whiteboard by hand

    Screens are down at Gatwick Airport, so they're using whiteboards
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    Aug 17

    1. get slack reminder 2. ignore it for as long as you can 3. now you have 5 slack reminders 4. click on slackbot and snooze everything until tomorrow 5. you are productive

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    Introducing the washing machine with zero benefit for you! Pay per wash, and a monthly fee! Surge pricing on washing! Also we are good at internet security!

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  21. Aug 16

    Holy fuck I can finally start my washing machine from my fridge, take my money!

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    Now with Samsung Internet of Things & Bixby, start your washing machine & other connected devices from the Family Hub Refrigerator. Presenting Rahul’s Family – episode 2. Say hello to connected living. Know more:
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