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how many times do I have to turn my heart on and off to unpair it
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when you have to stomp out the face in the snow so your surveillance camera stops texting you
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ok i'll bite. who is elon musk?
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imagine how much chaos this would cause with a bomb squad being called in for a variety of situations
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just added some details about how the scores come together and what each category actually means! https://internetofshit.net/about/score
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after seeing what people did to the robot cops in San Jose why do you think this would be any different?
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when i started this account five years ago, i worried i would run out of material too quickly, but there really is an unlimited supply of shit
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my $5000 oscilloscope can't connect to the network because a wifi-enabled lightbulb stole its fixed IP address. the future is fucking stupid
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it's like my nightmares are turned into productshttps://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1178731786429456384 …
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i know this is by no means comprehensive or done, and that the site needs work but hey, it's up, and i'll iterate on it
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please be gentle, i know it's buggy/broken already
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I've been progressively working on getting the Shitdex
public, and now you can actually look at it!
Yes, I gave Ring's security doorbells a 0/5 rating.
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the worst thing about this dystopian fiction story thread is wondering which US city will do all of this firsthttps://twitter.com/christofspieler/status/1178492038771163136 …
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Tesla squad car runs out of battery chasing suspect at high speed, California cops sayhttps://hrld.us/2nhPHg7
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even dogs DOGS!!!! are not safe from bezos' insatiable internet-everytning thirst https://twitter.com/davegershgorn/status/1176922390011338752?s=09 …
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ah yes, finally, i can speak to my microwave https://twitter.com/davegershgorn/status/1176921275215671296?s=09 …
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Amazon's hardware events are basically the answer to a question: what haven't we crammed internet into yet?
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sometimes i see people bluetooth pairing their headphones on the train and i snipe the pairing
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