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  1. 4 jan.

    *10 people freak out and cheer in the streets*

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    4 jan.

    Good TL;DR of the story from

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    3 jan.

    Impact of the patch for the Intel bug on my AWS EC2 instances running Linux, a t1.micro and m3.medium.

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    3 jan.

    Apple: we're slowing down processors cause your battery might be bad Intel:

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  5. 3 jan.

    bugs, ranked Heartbleed: whoops, the internet is burning Shellshock: oh no, bash is broken sorry Meltdown/spectre: we had a nuclear reactor accident twenty years ago and just found it uhhhh yeah good luck

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  6. 3 jan.

    so anyway what did you do today not like anything important is happening except the entire IT industry crying out at once like the horcrux was finally released

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  7. 3 jan.

    Apple: we're slowing down processors cause your battery might be bad Intel:

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    3 jan.

    okay i actually fucking LOVE this bug so much omg. this is even better than i thought it was. sorry, i apologize, i'm gonna fangirl a little bit here sorry

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    3 jan.
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  11. 3 jan.

    Here's AMD claiming it's not affected and Google VERY SPECIFICALLY saying it is. Turns out we're all screwed.

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    3 jan.

    Due to a glitch in our software updates, the Millennium Bug has been delayed by 18 years.

  13. 3 jan.

    Here's a thread of AWS customers saying their CPU went to shit when Amazon quietly patched this out this week

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    3 jan.

    4) Spectre is harder to exploit, but has no easy fix, and is far more pervasive. Researchers say it is highly likely the threat from Spectre will be with us for the decade to come.

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    3 jan.

    3) Meltdown presents an urgent crisis and administrators need to implement the KAISER patch ASAP (even though it will slow performance speeds by as much as 30%), but the Spectre flaw is far more pervasive and will require a complete rearchitecture of virtually all microprocessors

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    3 jan.

    2) The second, dubbed Spectre, is a design flaw that affects virtually all modern microprocessors (not just Intel, but AMD and ARM) and has NO PATCH.

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    3 jan.

    1) The is only one piece of a much bigger security problem. There are two critical security flaws in microprocessors. The first, called Meltdown, affects virtually all Intel microprocessors.

  18. 3 jan.

    We got a critical hardware level bug affecting two decades of computers on the third day of 2018 I'm scared for the rest of this year.

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  19. 3 jan.

    Fuck you , pay me

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  20. 3 jan.

    Every Intel processor since 1995 has a critical security flaw. Good news: - it's kinda sorta patched Bad news: - the patch slows down your machine - you can't avoid the patch

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