Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

whatever, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Joined July 2015

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 16

    how many times do I have to turn my heart on and off to unpair it

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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    when you have to stomp out the face in the snow so your surveillance camera stops texting you

    Facebook post with a photo of a face-like blob in the snow, reading: "so we have an outdoor security camera with face recognition alerts that are sent to our phones to alert us of unfamiliar faces in the backyard. Well, the alerts were spamming our phones all night long because of this face that the camera was picking up. Oh, come on really!"
    Facebook comment reading "this is me destroying the face before heading to work." with photo of person in jacket holding bags stomping on the snow.
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  3. Retweeted
    Oct 13

    ok i'll bite. who is elon musk?

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  4. Oct 11

    imagine how much chaos this would cause with a bomb squad being called in for a variety of situations

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  5. Oct 11
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  6. Oct 7

    just added some details about how the scores come together and what each category actually means!

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  7. Oct 7

    after seeing what people did to the robot cops in San Jose why do you think this would be any different?

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  8. Oct 7

    when i started this account five years ago, i worried i would run out of material too quickly, but there really is an unlimited supply of shit

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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    my $5000 oscilloscope can't connect to the network because a wifi-enabled lightbulb stole its fixed IP address. the future is fucking stupid

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  10. Oct 7

    it's like my nightmares are turned into products

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  11. Oct 7
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  12. Oct 6

    i know this is by no means comprehensive or done, and that the site needs work but hey, it's up, and i'll iterate on it

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  13. Oct 6

    please be gentle, i know it's buggy/broken already

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  14. Oct 6

    I've been progressively working on getting the Shitdex™️ public, and now you can actually look at it! Yes, I gave Ring's security doorbells a 0/5 rating. 💩

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  16. Sep 30

    the worst thing about this dystopian fiction story thread is wondering which US city will do all of this first

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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 25

    Tesla squad car runs out of battery chasing suspect at high speed, California cops say

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  18. Sep 25

    even dogs DOGS!!!! are not safe from bezos' insatiable internet-everytning thirst

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  19. Sep 25

    ah yes, finally, i can speak to my microwave

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  20. Sep 25

    Amazon's hardware events are basically the answer to a question: what haven't we crammed internet into yet?

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  21. Retweeted
    Sep 22

    sometimes i see people bluetooth pairing their headphones on the train and i snipe the pairing

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