Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    I am not cut out for this modern world, especially one where touchscreens have replaced the reliable technology of a “handle” in bathrooms—and where you can’t wash your hands because “internal storage running out” means “applications & system functions may not work well”

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    12 Sep 2020

    I got several requests on how fast potato internet is, so I plugged one between the second DSL wire. Didn't even cost much bandwidth, still about 175/39 Mbit/s! Definitely some HF-magic going on here. The apple doesn't seem to be too happy about the heat in the cabinet, though.

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  3. Retweeted
    11 Sep 2020

    Someone over at Mastodon was wondering if it was possible to transmit DSL over a banana. I did not have one at hand, but found an alternative. I cut one of the two DSL copper strands, in half and pushed it into an apple. Well, it works. With astonishing high data rates.

    A dismantled cable. One of the wires is cut in half and pushed into an apple.
    Web interface of a DSL modem. Line is up, with 185/42 Mbit per second.
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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    The clothes dryer is installing an over the air firmware update.

    Dryer control panel with UPd displayed
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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 22
    Replying to

    Ours is proudly adorned with an Internet of Shit sticker

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  6. Apr 22

    just very normal that amazon continues to sell this smart pet feeder that requires an app that doesn't exist because the company went bankrupt a year ago

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    Apr 21

    what I thought dating a software engineer would be like: "honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us" what dating a software engineer is actually like: "if that microwave connects to the internet we're heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on"

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  8. Apr 22

    too tired to twttr lately wbu

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    I bought a desk light. then I opened the box and discovered I had to install an app to control my desk light

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    Cisco's Talos found two remotely-exploitable bugs in Cosori's smart air fryer that could allow an adversary "to change temperatures, cooking times and settings on the air fryer, or start it without the user’s knowledge." Cosori has not fixed the bug.

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  11. Apr 13

    3gesus

    they built the 2nd tallest jesus statue in the world in an empty field outside a small polish town and the local priest is making bank renting the crown for wifi antennas
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    Apr 13

    they built the 2nd tallest jesus statue in the world in an empty field outside a small polish town and the local priest is making bank renting the crown for wifi antennas

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    Apr 13

    Gonna be hard to come up with a device more powerful than the one that was banned on all US flights but I believe in Samsung

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    Apr 13

    I find this incredibly funny. It's a smart shower! that sounds great. except...

    could my shower run doom
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  15. Apr 12

    nothing cooler than literally updating the firmware for a rover that's ON MARS

    update: Ingenuity is healthy, but it needs a flight software update. While the development of the software is straightforward, validating and uplinking it will take time. We will set a new flight date next week.
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  16. Apr 12

    would you prefer to pirate our software? here are literally three reasons that's better

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  17. Apr 12

    adobe sells yearly subscriptions under the guise that they're just normal month to month plans and goes for the jugular when you gotta cancel it's great 🥲

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    does this imply that the palace bought him the less expensive kindle with ads

    “In more recent years, I am told, he extolled the joys of his Kindle until, disgusted by all the direct marketing of books he didn’t want to read, he threw it in the bath.”
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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    "my laundry machine uses gigabytes of traffic every day" is another one of those fun things we can say now that we live in The Future™

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  20. Apr 7

    great news that you can't buy any dumb tvs anymore huh

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    Well, this is slightly terrifying. Opening a malicious link on *any* device on your LAN can fully compromise an LG Smart TV. This is thanks to some new tricks found by , which allows the RootMyTV exploit chain to be triggered via any web browser on the same LAN.
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