Internet of Shit

@internetofshit

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  1. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Wow, this person got their first tech job, accidentally blew away the production DB with local tools on first day😭🤔

    37 replies 289 retweets 370 likes
  2. May 31
    Replying to

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

    28 replies 302 retweets 501 likes
  3. May 31

    what is this smart thing anyway is it like a transmittable disease

    29 replies 98 retweets 308 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Wait before that I forgot to mention it also comes with a suction cup to put on the wall so you can do this:

    8 replies 53 retweets 186 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Apparently it will detect my position? Idk I thought I set it up but then it didn't do anything so I guess I'll try tomorrow

    8 replies 15 retweets 63 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Also it comes with a travel case that DOUBLES AS A PHONE CHARGER. I repeat, it's a power bank with my fucking toothbrush inside.

    7 replies 66 retweets 174 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    It even has LIGHTS. My toothbrush is a fucking Razer accessory

    5 replies 49 retweets 118 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 30

    I forgot my toothbrush charger at home so I did what any reasonable person would do and bought the fanciest brush on Amazon

    9 replies 81 retweets 249 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    When you're just trying to take a lift/elevator, but it needs to do a weekly virus scan

    14 replies 134 retweets 279 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 30

    brb, hope it isn't too cold

    *Goes to adjust the temperature* "oh"
    7 replies 212 retweets 521 likes
  11. May 30

    brb, hope it isn't too cold

    *Goes to adjust the temperature* "oh"
    7 replies 212 retweets 521 likes
  12. May 26

    Right, because you want to trust the world's shadiest ISP with your smart stuff too

    Comcast's smart home app controls your Philips Hue lights
    17 replies 212 retweets 559 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 24
    Replying to

    whoops I can still honk the horn, flash the lights, and lock the car remotely.

    31 replies 384 retweets 645 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 24
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    I can still monitor my previously leased car on my phone. Thankfully the GPS isn't working but BMW should fix this customer privacy hole.

    12 replies 306 retweets 344 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 24

    I leased an electric car for 2yrs and turned it in. 4 months later, I still get emails about service & status. Internet-connected cars suck.

    19 replies 314 retweets 492 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 20

    virtual rabbits will die because their digital food supply has been shut down by a legal battle

    33 replies 816 retweets 982 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 18

    You'll get a kick out of this: Qualcomm patents the 'Internet of Shoes'

    6 replies 48 retweets 79 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 17

    I just laid the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 trailer to the new Google Assistant ad. I'm scared. Literally no extra editing involved 😳

    195 replies 8,942 retweets 12,823 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 16

    I was able to use a sealed envelope addressed to a coworker containing a credit card to buy myself a slurpee thanks to the wonders of NFC

    39 replies 1,131 retweets 1,678 likes
  20. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2016

    i don't like 2016 much

    61 replies 1,022 retweets 1,621 likes

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