Samantha Allen’s Tweets

Oct 18

✨ Some personal news in Publishers Marketplace today: PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE has taken her first steps on the journey to TV. So thrilled to have Goddard producing, and for yet another

@zandoprojects

title to get snatched up by Hollywood. ✨

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Dec 17, 2007

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Nov 10

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Nov 10

Day three in Manhattan and everywhere I turn, I cannot escape the Logan Roy travel day look (baseball cap, big coat, little scarf). His influence…

Heather Hays finally has everything she’s worked for—she’s a principal dancer at New York Ballet Theater, has the best friend a girl could ask for, and is engaged to her forever crush, fellow...

Chloe Angyal

@ChloeAngyal

Nov 10

Hello, good morning, here is your weekly reminder that my debut romance, which

@authorandiej

calls "a kind and grown-up love story" and "a truly original take on a slow-burn workplace romance," is available for preorder here and everywhere you buy books:

barnesandnoble.com

Pas de Don't|Paperback

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Emma Berquist

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Nov 8

instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote. this is supposed to be america

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Making the leap to

! Not really sure how it works but you can find me at mastodon.social/@SamanthaAllen and then I can find you and then I’ll have actual stuff in my feed.

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The Toxic Lesbian Conductor at the Heart of ‘Tár’ Could Be Cate Blanchett’s Best Role Yet

Nov 5

Had the privilege of talking to the super smart

@abbyemonteil

and

@Mr_NaveenKumar

about TÁR, a film with a dazzling lead performance that leaves you with a lot to chew on. Pretty blown away by it, to be honest.

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Our critics discuss the buzzy film about fictional EGOT Lydia Tár.

Nov 4

In light of recent events, you can: • Read my books: goodreads.com/author/show/18 • Listen to the silly little rom-com podcast I co-host: anchor.fm/theotherguy • Subscribe to my free Substack: getlost.substack.com • Find me on (lol) Facebook: facebook.com/samanthaallenw

Nov 3

“I ended up devouring this book in only a few sittings; I loved it.” Thank you

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Book Review: ‘Patricia Wants to Cuddle’ by Samantha Allen (lesbian Bigfoot comedy horror) booksburgersandbackpacks.com/blog/book-revi

Actor and director

has been "categorically obsessed with the human voice since a very young age.” She explores voices in a new audiobook — and speaks with several people who have iconic voices, including Jeff Goldblum and Drew Barrymore.

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Nov 2

It is not enough merely for the Phillies to win; the Astros must lose. (Fortunately, I am told these two outcomes are correlated.)

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Nov 1

Oh. My. God. The very first PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE Halloween costume. That I know of, at least! If you’re out there roaming the streets as a Sasquatch, let me know!

I gave to

’s fall fundraiser and would encourage you to do the same if you can! It’s the only website that recognizes

@Chrishell7

and

@gflipmusic

dressing up as each other for Halloween as a truly history-changing event.

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Oct 29

Just learned about the existence of the “Arctic Cookie Star” five minutes ago and already I would die for her.

Oct 29

If I were in charge of Hollywood, PREY FOR THE DEVIL would have been called EXORCISM U, but alas.

STILL HERE AND QUEER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS — Queer Media Needs Your Help!

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Oct 27

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“This is the most urgent I have ever felt”

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Honestly, they should have done it for that Ben Affleck / Ana de Armas movie.

The current movie trailer era won’t end until we get a slowed-down, ominous goth remix of the song about doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

I took this wonderful little

@BookRiot

quiz and did not get my own book, despite it being an option. If you figure out how to get PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE, let me know!

bookriot.com

Quiz: Which Horror Novel Should You Read this Halloween?

Which new horror novel should you read this Halloween? Take this Halloween-themed quiz to find out!

Lindenhurst Memorial Library

@LindenhurstLib

Oct 27

What if The Bachelor was actually a horror-comedy? For an absurd and fun horror romp look no further than Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen! Check it out today: ow.ly/J1tg50KCga9

29 Extremely Online, Hellishly 2022 Queer Halloween Costumes

Oct 27

Is it confidence or recklessness? I have to know! twitter.com/BryanFuller/st

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Help. I started thinking about the cliffside parking job in MALIGNANT again and now I can’t stop.

I will not reveal which blurbs I wrote but this was very fun.

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Will you be the “trans” M&M, a lesbian theory dance instructor, or an enormous phallic statue?

You Should See the Other Guy!

@YSSTOG

Oct 25

Coming up next on the pod: some Lee Pace content.

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Oct 24

Same energy.

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@DieRobinsonDie

Oct 23

So fucking funny that the main dude in prince of darkness is just some guy

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Jordan Crucchiola

@JorCru

Oct 23

HALLOWEEN ENDS is Hayes Code gay horror

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Oct 23

I am not part of the weird Reylo thing happening with Corey in Halloween Ends I am team This Movie Has A Murder As Surrogacy For Two Men Fucking highly erotic scene in a sewer where they both end up panting and trembling after they have mind melded. That’s gay! And enough for me!

Oct 20

There are a couple weeks in October when the radiators in my building get turned on but the weather hasn’t cooled down yet. In other words, it’s her favorite time of year. I’m roasting to death and she is THRIVING.

Oct 19

Release it in November. Let’s go.

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Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

Oct 19

The Universal/Blumhouse/Atomic Monster genre film ‘M3GAN’ is going a week earlier on Jan. 6 deadline.com/2022/10/m3gan-

Cody Wimmer

@Cody_Wimmer

Oct 17

Shoutout to Laurie Strode for writing a memoir that is all last paragraphs

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Patricia Wants to Cuddle - Zando Projects

Oct 18

Also! Buy a copy now if you haven’t yet so you can be one of those people who say, “I read the book” whenever someone brings up the TV show. Everyone loves those people! 🥸 (But seriously, you’ll have fun and you’ll get to pregame some PATRICIA.)

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We are an independent publisher that connects inspiring authors to the audiences they deserve-and help readers find new books to love.

Also, staying quiet about this while everyone who read PATRICIA told me what a good TV show or movie it would make was literally so challenging.

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I got to talk with

and

about BROS, including the discourse around it, the marketing and how good it was as a film

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‘Bros’ Was Funny. Where Did the Marketing Go Wrong?

Billy Eichner’s gay rom-com was advertised as a historic first. In reality, it’s just a hilarious movie.

Kristen Arnett

@Kristen_Arnett

Oct 16

approaching this day with the drive and energy of the celestial seasonings sleepytime tea bear

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Gigi Griffis says pre-order THE WICKED UNSEEN

@gigigriffis

Oct 16

Raced through PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE in like 48 hours. I've had such incredibly good book luck lately. This was a fabulously chaotic romp. If the humor + horror of The Bachelor + Bigfoot sounds like your kind of thing, I recommend it.

Oct 16

Watching the Mariners game.

Oct 14

Spooky season is a good time to remind you that my horror comedy PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE, which

@CrimeReads

called “the most badass book imaginable,” is available for purchase. Pick it up! Caress it! Read it — or don’t! What you do with Miss Patricia is your business, not mine!

Gigi Griffis says pre-order THE WICKED UNSEEN

@gigigriffis

Oct 14

I am like one chapter into PATRICIA WANTS TO CUDDLE and already I'm all in.