Dan Kelly

People of #hongkong trying to avoid the #coronavirus: That mask you’re wearing is designed to cover your mouth and nose. If you leave it on your chin it does nothing. Don’t half-arse your effort

Here's to all the healthy, military-age males making jokes and WW3 memes: Cheers!

Now it's 2020 and I'm reflecting on 2019 and what it brought to the threat intel world, and I have to ask: What was the craziest or most satisfying report you wrote last year?

US: takes out special forces major-general in targeted, intelligence driven kinetic drone strike Rest of world: oh my god world war 3 is coming! Make sure we have cobalt strike sigs in the IDS!!

Thanks for noticing my one sided opinion, but it’s based on what I consider a fair amount of experience. Let’s try to detect existing open source tooling before we add yet more fuel to the fire. Share responsibly people. That’s really the solution

Let me just throw this one out there. I’ve done a ton of red teaming. I write my own payloads and combine with OST. Industry vastly fails to detect OST. So... guess how people do with custom payloads? Badly. When you pile shit on shit it doesn’t improve. It becomes a bigger shit

These OST arguments are great and all and I fully endorse giving malware to the internet. Just like it’s totally ok to give 3D-print gun designs to people on the internet too. You know, it helps us move forward as defenders That’s sarcasm those who can not detect it Merry Xmas

You want to know the solution to city pollution, over crowding, insane house rental and buying costs? Remote working. Save the environment and send your employees home

Major talent. Jason draws this in real time during the presentation. Every year he blows our mindshttps://twitter.com/jasonli/status/1203908774328553472 …

If you think your industry is critically important and the world can't live without you consider this: You sit right between "spam" and "firewall" on the budget sheet. Articulate accurately, be humble #threatintel

We have a few speaker slots for DragonCon. If you’d like to join the event check out the site http://dragoncon.hk  #hongkong #cyber #threatintel #conference

Does anybody else error handle like: // technically this will never happen #devops

DragonCon 2019 tickets are now officially on sale! Get them while you can https://dragoncon.hk/  #infosec #threatintel #APT #fintech #hongkong #conference

Just dropped a weight that weighs more than my body on my water bottle in the gym. The noise sounded like a car crash, followed by everyone stopping what they're doing and staring at me for a good 5 minutes. How's your Monday?

How I like to imagine the Queen's response to Boris: No Boris, you can't switch off democracy. Because if there's going to be a dictator it will be me. Now sit back down.

Intelligence doesn’t have to be actionable. Cyber threat intelligence is no different. I’m sorry for breaking so many hearts. But also not sorry.

PS. This is what happens when your initial name insert is based off a passport scan by a system with the world's shittest OCR