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    i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

    JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND AND I AM FUCKING LIVID

    11:06 am - 26 Nov 2018
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      2. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        SIXTEEN???

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      3. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NUMBER IS THAT

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      4. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        i have had no reason to actually look into imperial measurements until now and frankly i immediately regret it finding this out

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      5. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        it makes some sense though because a pound is defined as being 7000 grains so that makes each ounce a nice round... 437.5 grains

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      6. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        and then, oh my word, oh my fucking actual god

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      7. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        GUESS HOW MANY POUNDS THERE ARE IN A STONE

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      8. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        you'll never get it, it would be fucking impossible to guess this

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      9. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        THERE ARE FOURTEEN POUNDS IN A STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      10. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING NUMBER! FYI!!!!

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      11. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY TO KNOW HOW MANY OUNCES ARE IN A STONE!! NO-ONE CAN KNOW THIS

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      12. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        "but innes you can just multiply up the fourteen by sixteen and you'll g-" NO MATHS HAS CLEARLY ABANDONED US. NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING AT THIS POINT

        28 replies . 303 retweets 7,382 likes
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      13. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ANTIQUATED JOKE SYSTEM ARE PEOPLE WORKING WITH

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      14. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        my mum: wow count yourself lucky you only need to learn your 10 times tables, when i was a kid we had to go up to 12 me, a child: oh, for weights and stuff? mum, a liar: sure

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      15. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        TURNS OUT NO-ONE ON THE PLANET IS TRAINED TO WORK WITH THESE FUCKED UP NUMBERS. THEY JUST MAKE STUFF UP. NO-ONE KNOWS HOW MUCH A POUND IS BECAUSE IF THEY'D EVER USED THIS BULLSHIT SYSTEM THERE WOULD BE RIOTS

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      16. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        and then how many ounces go in a cup?

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      17. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        WHICH FUCKING CUP, AMERICA

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      18. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        HOW DO YOU ALL OWN THE SAME SIZE OF CUP WHO HAS A MONOPOLY ON THE ONE GOOD CUP SIZE

        92 replies . 532 retweets 7,532 likes
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      19. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        PRESUMABLY THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT TOO TO COVER FOR THE FACT THAT NO-ONE KNOWS HOW MANY ANY QUANTITY OF ANYTHING IS

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      20. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        me: so, the recipe calls for 2 lbs 3 oz of flour, you got that? you: uhhhh, sure. yeah. that's like... 3 cups, probably. this is a great system.

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      21. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        AND THEN THEN WE HIT THE BIG NUMBERS

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      22. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        PRESUMABLY. I ASSUME THAT'S THE ORDER WE'RE GOING IN

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      23. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        though judging from american dates IT IS KINDA HARD TO TELL

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      24. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        so what's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?

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      25. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        IT'S THE TON OF GOLD BECAUSE UNDER IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS THESE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT SCALES

        41 replies . 282 retweets 4,758 likes
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      26. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        SEE ALSO: WOOL, COINS, MYSTERY ENGLISH ILLEGAL POUND, MISCELLANEOUS

        13 replies . 58 retweets 2,557 likes
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      27. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        THE ONE JOKE WHICH MAKES IT CLEAR THAT MASS IS A UNIVERSAL METHOD OF COMPARISON REGARDLESS OF MATERIAL HAS NO BEARING ON THE FUCKED UP BIZARRO WORLD OF YESTERDAY THAT IS THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM

        19 replies . 234 retweets 3,772 likes
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      28. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        I AM 30 YEARS OLD

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      29. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        I'VE GONE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE BELIEVING THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM WAS DIFFERENT, SURE, BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD AT LEAST SOME GROUNDING IN REALITY

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      30. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        but NO

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      31. i n n e s‏ @innesmck 26 Nov 2018

        I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

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