chris drake

@informationism

Artist with no body of work. Millionaire with no money. Drug dealer with no deals.

USA
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Joined October 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2015

    wow, this netflix show where the lawyers say their client didnt do it changed my life

    19 retweets 71 likes
  2. 30 Dec 2015

    Edward tops this year's list of My Favorite Whistleblowers! Shout out to the honorable mention, Suzie the Lifeguard! Keep whistlin!

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    30 Dec 2015

    DARE's biggest failure was implying I'd get offered free drugs frequently by strangers. :(

    162 retweets 339 likes
  4. 29 Dec 2015

    Life may be a complicated mess of desire and resistance battling for victory, but I can say one thing for sure: pooping feels great

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  5. 29 Dec 2015

    Can't wait to see Star Wars: Exposition in Space

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  6. 29 Dec 2015

    My biggest fear is a person who thinks they have Vietnamese noodle soups all figured out. I've only got phobias about phô bias

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    28 Dec 2015

    "Oy, robot" --Isaac Asimov attends a bris

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  8. 28 Dec 2015

    "Aye, Robot!" - Asimov's guide to agreeing with a robo-pirate

  9. 27 Dec 2015

    "Heil Seitan!" - how to greet a vegan dictator

  10. 27 Dec 2015

    I like my women like I like my coffee: made from the juice of beans

  11. 26 Dec 2015

    Prince is the first "baller on a budget" probably RG

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  12. 26 Dec 2015

    YOUTUBE RULE: If your video has "epic" and/or "compilation" in the title, you must score it with the shittiest techno song you can find

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    25 Dec 2011

    How do angels say hello? "Halo." Merry Christmas.

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    25 Dec 2015

    the selfie u just posted on ig vs the pic ur aunt posted on facebook 10 mins later

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  15. 25 Dec 2015

    This Christmas performance of 4'33" is killer

  16. 25 Dec 2015

    Hey Baby Jesus, thanks for the new from Santa Claus. Best dong jewelry in the biz. Much love homie

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  17. chris drake followed , , and 2 others
    • levi
      @what_eve_r

      high functioning narcissist. sitdown comedian. it's pronounced levi like the jeans.

    • Lena Rush
      @Lenarush

      Art Director

  18. 23 Dec 2015

    Get your lady what she really wants this XMAS: a better, sweeter, richer you that looks exactly like Ryan Gosling Just get her Ryan Gosling

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  19. 23 Dec 2015

    I spend 90% of my time on twitter convincing myself it's not cool to RT every single tweet, so instead I just read and laugh

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  20. 23 Dec 2015

    John Legend? More like John Foot! Because the FOOT is where the LEG ENDS!

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