literally misandré

@indirect

thought misleader & dumpster fire connoisseur & (he/him)

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2007.

Tweetovi

Blokirali ste korisnika/cu @indirect

Jeste li sigurni da želite vidjeti te tweetove? Time nećete deblokirati korisnika/cu @indirect

  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. lis 2018.

    confused about what you’re eating? may I present the ultimate food classification system:

    Poništi
  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    👋🏾 hi, pals! I am hireable! ✨xp: primarily web dev (rails, angular). 📌place: remote preferred 💪🏾strengths: fostering empathy, fighting for d&i, pair programming, bitmoji. 🤝 your company: mentorship, strong communication, super flexible PTO w/mental health in mind RT please!!

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  3. 2. velj

    welp it’s 2020 and it’s still impossible to automatically archive all the photos and text you post on websites in “your” accounts

    Poništi
  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Cowpoke is definitely the gender-neutral version of cowboy/cowgirl and we should apply that universally Mailpoke Firepoke Policepoke Ombudspoke Longshorepoke Drainpoke (plumber)

    Poništi
  5. 30. sij

    aaaaaaaaaaaa it’s coming I need to schedule a week off work

    Poništi
  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    I saw this a few days ago, read it, nodded vigorously etc. Tonight i got drinks with a friend, and learned through the natural course of conversation (and our mutual disdain for thought leadership) learned that THEY were the anonymous writer! What a pure experience of joy.

    Poništi
  7. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. sij
    Poništi
  8. 29. sij

    after reading this explanation of quantum search algorithms, I have concluded that it is just computerized spaghetti sort

    Poništi
  9. 27. sij
    Poništi
  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    25. sij

    55. Any sufficiently successful product launch is indistinguishable from a DDoS; any sufficiently advanced user indistinguishable from an attacker. 56. Debugging any sufficiently complex open source product is indistinguishable from reverse engineering a black box.

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  11. 25. sij

    can we start all code review discussions here from now on? kthx

    Poništi
  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. sij

    here it is fully assembled with led screen & raspi inside! it’s hard to capture how cute the neon pink acrylic is in person but i tried! 🌸 also, apparently it’s the 36th anniversary of the original macintosh today, even though that wasn’t my plan with the timing!

    Poništi
  13. 24. sij

    someone stole my main credit card and all they managed to do with it was a single $70 uber ride? that’s kind of disappointing tbh

    Poništi
  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    22. sij

    OH: If you have flaky tests it’s because the team wants them. Not because you have to have them.

    Poništi
  15. 22. sij

    now entering day two of totally debilitating maybe food poisoning 💀

    Poništi
  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    17. sij

    *having fun programming* «hey, this code you wrote is causing this error (or _might_ cause this error) in the application I get paid to work on. and yeah, here's an open source grant» ... "sir, this is a wendy's"

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    15. sij

    all of the impeachment news has made me realize something important about american government: the “U”s on the house of representatives press conference podium are attached backwards, the heavy stroke should be on the left side of the letter not the right side

    Poništi
  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    16. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    It's nice to entertain the fantasy that you can escape from bad technology once in a while

    Poništi
  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    13. sij

    me: okay, looks like my ram is broken. I guess I need to buy new ones *opens website* ram: HYPERX FURY me: ram: VENGEANCE me: okay I just- ram: BALLISTIX SPORT me: what does that even- ram: PREDATOR. DOMINATOR. SNIPER X me: me: what is wrong with gamer- ram [screaming]: RIPJAWS

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    13. sij

    I heard an argument in the shop that it was nice to have brexit, because now we could have an independence day. They thought it was unfair that loads of other countries had one and we didn't. I politely asked who all those countries were celebrating independence from and moved on

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  21. 14. sij

    today in “why don’t people think about this all the time”: The ceaseless pursuit of force multipliers is the only possible route to superlinear productivity improvements as an organization grows.

    Poništi

Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.

Twitter je možda preopterećen ili ima kratkotrajnih poteškoća u radu. Pokušajte ponovno ili potražite dodatne informacije u odjeljku Status Twittera.

    Možda bi vam se svidjelo i ovo:

    ·