Ivan

@IndianIdle

Professional headphones untangler.

Third corner of the world.
Joined June 2009

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  1. I'm done.

  2. There are moments you know your messages are becoming screenshots.

  3. Most shitty day ever.

  4. Hi people of Twitter, I am looking for a flat in Powai/Jogeshwari/JVLR for to move into. Budget 15k. Single occupancy

  5. retweeted

    Khushbu-e-Gurgaon mein kuch jadu aisa hai 'Ghalib', dil-e-Shakti Shetty mein bhi imaan-e-Shakti Kapoor bass jata hai

    Translated from Indonesian by

  6. Push notifications but for getting friendzoned.

  7. Hi Twitter, here is your topic for outrage today.

  8. retweeted

    *looks up from tweeting* Not guilty your honor.

  9. Morning nightmares.

  10. Tech company innovation meet: "We want to do something new." "Something no one has ever done before." "Let's build a driverless car". "Done"

  11. Snapchat Is back. Calm down.

  12. The most annoying person in the world is the guy who has your alarm tone as his ringtone.

  13. Snowden sext : Stalk me like you're NSA.

  14. Snapchat down. Don't upload recipes from now on .

  15. Religion is like an open source code. Everyone makes their own app and claim it is the best.

  16. "Those are HTML tags, not your asshole. Close it properly"

  17. retweeted

    THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BOSS LEVEL TROLLING

  18. When you practice bathroom selfie in open.

  19. retweeted

    I've got a loyalty card at the sperm bank I eat so damn much of the stuff.

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