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I write columns for the Sunday Times and books for Penguin. The Goodness of Dogs, a guide to happy dog ownership, out now.

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    India Knight‏Verified account @indiaknight 9 May 2015

    You could fit all the Lib Dem MPs in a people carrier and the Scottish Labour one on a space hopper. Weird thought.

    4:29 AM - 9 May 2015
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      2. Danny Baker‏ @prodnose 9 May 2015
        Replying to @indiaknight

        @indiaknight The Lib-Dems don't actually have to elect a new leader. Just take it in turns on a different day of the week.

        4 replies 30 retweets 31 likes
      3. India Knight‏Verified account @indiaknight 9 May 2015
        Replying to @prodnose

        @prodnose Quite a good idea, actually.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Back Payne‏ @oliverpayne 9 May 2015
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        @indiaknight @prodnose Got the perfect gift for them...pic.twitter.com/pNxSYTQBt6

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      5. India Knight‏Verified account @indiaknight 9 May 2015
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        @oliverpayne @prodnose 👌

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      2. Simon HB‏ @norock 9 May 2015
        Replying to @indiaknight

        @indiaknight you can fit all non-SNP Scottish MPs in the back seat of a Mini Cooper

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      3. Eleanor Goldsmith‏ @zaichishka 9 May 2015
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        @norock Sounds like one of those elephant jokes: How many non-SNP Scottish MPs can you fit in a Mini? All of them. With the elephant driving

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      4. Simon HB‏ @norock 9 May 2015
        Replying to @zaichishka

        @zaichishka 'David Cameron, how do you get to Scotland in a Mini?' 'I'm sorry, why on earth would I want to do that?'

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    1. Farney Expat‏ @FarneyExpat 9 May 2015
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      @indiaknight non-SNP Scots MPs cld have spacehopper each in their party colours... I can see them now parked in a wee row outside parliament

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    2. Tom Saunders‏ @tomdb60years 9 May 2015
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      “@indiaknight: You could fit all the Lib Dem MPs in a people carrier and the Scottish Labour That's what put the conservatives in.

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    3. LMac‏ @lindsayjmcphee 9 May 2015
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      @indiaknightpic.twitter.com/A7nlYXZy7B

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    4. Ian Matheson‏ @IanMatheson 9 May 2015
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      @indiaknight fitting mode of tramsport for the Scottish labour winner

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    5. Liz‏ @39Lizzie 9 May 2015
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      @indiaknight there are more nuclear subs in Scotland than non-snp MPs......

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