Indefensible

@indefensible

Always expecting a punch in the dick.

Melbourne, Australia
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Joined July 2007
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  1. 14 Dec 2020

    Not remotely funny: Police finding an organised cock-fighting ring where there was animal cruelty. Kinda funny: Imagine if one of the fighting roosters was named Rocky Bawk-boa.

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  2. 20 Nov 2020

    What’s up, frienderinos? I’d forgotten about this account.

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  3. 20 Nov 2020

    Oh my friend, wait until you get trolled by you fucking grub.

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  4. 22 Aug 2020

    The reason we haven’t had a critical reappraisal of the band “The Police” is that nobody is prepared to talk about how all of their lyrics are mad rapey.

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  5. 18 May 2020

    Honestly saw this snippet and was like “I don’t remember there being a white hopper in The Wire. Welp time to watch it again. That David Simon really does write layer cakes.”

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  6. Retweeted
    13 May 2020

    Good morning. Starting next Friday you can bring your design problems, your petty coworker interactions, your anxieties, and your worries to these two idiots. Were YOU the design asshole? We’ll let you know.

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  7. 14 Apr 2020

    I think the myth that young people are immune to the rona started because when you all told us about all the ass you’re eating we figured you had developed superhuman immune systems.

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  8. 14 Apr 2020

    If someone gets unexpectedly pregnant after their high school dance we should call that a promsequence.

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  9. 14 Apr 2020

    That joke is simultaneously way too soon and also horrendously dated and I think that’s me to a tee.

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  10. 14 Apr 2020

    The Weather Girls should have followed-up “It’s raining men” with something much darker like “Mandemic”.

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  11. 8 Apr 2020

    Gooooood bye Ruby Princess You were filled with Boomer-flu Dutton buried your big news day No-ones gonna miss you.

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  12. 7 Apr 2020

    Today’s bad isolation song is Peter Allen’s “Covid Cabana”.

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  13. 6 Apr 2020

    Today’s song that I have repurposed as a pandemic theme is Maxine and since I don’t know the actual lyrics I’m just playing it loud and yelling VACCINE! will murder me real real soon now.

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  14. 1 Apr 2020

    I propose that we call NRL’s island prison Van Semen’s Land.

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  15. 1 Apr 2020

    It’s not a penis. It’s a care package.

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  16. 31 Mar 2020

    I have however just been asked to rewrite the lyrics for Dolly’s “Nine To Five” so here goes. Locked myself in a little small room And then had seven meetings on Zoom And then a break and then another five

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  17. 31 Mar 2020

    I have just been informed it is, quote, “Too Soon”, for me to be wandering around the house singing my fully formed parody song “We Didn’t Start The Virus.”

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  18. 28 Mar 2020

    At this rate in a week I’m going to wash the hair off my palms.

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  19. 28 Mar 2020

    Turns out a ship in a nurse’s uniform is sexy.

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  20. Retweeted
    24 Mar 2020

    I decided my job while on lockdown is gonna be reporting Instagram ads. It’s unpaid, but deeply satisfying.

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