Spider bit me in the eye yesterday morning and now it's all swollen. I look retarded. Good excuse to stay home and work all weekend I guess.
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@increpare Do retards get away with shoplifting? -
@cactusquid No idea, but you could compartmentalise the act in your conscience "that wasn't the real me, that was swollen me. I'm innocent"
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