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  2. lsz: is it okay if I swear? wwx: yes, I will allow you to swear just this once. lsz: f... fu... wwx: go on. lsz: i'm nervous...

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  3. wwx: it's pretty dangerous in here. we should hold hands so we don't get lost! lwj: [grabs wwx's hand] ljy: we're... we're at the supermarket?

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  4. lsz: truth or dare? wn: dare lsz: i dare you to love yourself and stop pushing yourself down wn, through tears: th-that's not how the game works

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  5. lwj: i put a little note in your bag to tell you that i love you. wwx: [opens his bag] this is a 13 paged letter

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  6. jc: you need to stop being all of... [gestures] this wwx: but you just gestured at all of me jc: yes, that's it, stop being all of you

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  7. jyl: how can someone say a-xian is evil?? he's the most precious soft little soul! wwx: *wiping the blood of his enemies off his face* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE

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  8. wwx: sorry, i sneezed and accidentally liked your post. lwj: and commented "damn, daddy" on all of my pictures? wwx: i have a flu.

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  9. wwx: don’t look at me like that. lwj: like, what? wwx: like I’m your everything. lwj: I do not know how else to look at you.

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  10. wwx: hey, lan zhan, look at this. do you think this couple should date? I think they'd be perfect! lwj: this is a mirror reflecting us. wwx: yeah, but don't you think it's a perfect couple?

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  11. wwx: did you two sleep together? lxc: no? jc: no. wwx: double negative, that's a yes.

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  12. wwx: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, i'll wait lwj: you and me. wwx, tearing up: o-oh, okay

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  13. nhs: i saw a really beautiful man outside today wwx: that’s not possible, lan zhan was with me the whole day nhs: lan wangji is not the only beautiful man around wwx: sounds fake but okay

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  14. jfm, to jzx: welcome to yunmeng! wei wuxian here will show you around. wwx, leading jzx away: um, right here is the exit

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  15. [playing hide and seek] wwx: 29...30! come out, come out, wherever you are! lwj: [stands up from behind couch] wwx: ... no, you’re not actually supposed to come out lwj: oh, okay [crouches back behind couch]

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  16. ljy: yeeted jl: yote ljy: YEETED jl: YOTE lsz, pinching the bridge of his nose: i just want to know who threw senior wei out of the window

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  17. lwj: i would hate you if you weren’t charming, funny, sweet and a genuinely nice person. you are very annoying. wwx: this is a confusing compliment

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  18. nmj: i’m a moderate, peaceful man lxc: just yesterday you threw a chair at a-yao nmj: that was a moderate, peaceful compromise for the table i was going to throw at him

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  19. mxy: it's hard being a disappointment and the gay cousin at the same time, but someone's gotta do it

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  20. [at the store] jgs: excuse me i lost my son, jin guangyao, can i make an announcement? employee: of course. jgs, into the mic: goodbye you little shit

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  21. jyl: so? how’s a-xian? jc: bad news. jyl: no... jc: [steps aside to reveal wei wuxian] he’s still alive

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