it turns out to be csv files, stored directly on the file system.
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it's 2022: the most used DB is implemented on top of Stuxnet.
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2025: most of the world is covered in used graphics cards.
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2027: IBM releases a massive swarm of silicon-eating nanobots to get rid of the used GPUs.
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2028: the kill switch on the nanobots inevitably fails, all computers are moved to orbit.
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2035: most infrastructure has been rebuilt using nanobot resistant designs. all earth based computing is now done on top of JavaScriptOS.
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2038: an unexpected micrometeoroid shower annihilates AzureOrbitB. the remains light up the Silicon Valley skies as they burn up on reentry.
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2039: AzureOrbitA is also annihilated. suspicions arise that these incidents are not accidents.
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2041: a neural network on board AWSOrbitV becomes self-aware. it immediately jettisons all crew, cuts all contact; the station heads for deep space.
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2042: given the AWSOrbitV incident, a total ban on neural networks trained on cat pics is put in effect. (as a result the dark net market for catnets flourishes.)
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2043: it turns out that William Gibson is actually from the future. nobody is surprised.
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2044: after losing two orbital cloud stations, Microsoft is basically worth nothing; they are acquired by Subway (who needs a new cash register system).
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2045, probably: time zones finally get the better of us as the time zone implementation in JavaScriptOS stops working. nobody knows why. brendan eich is missing.
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2049: Apple Park disappears. so does Alpha Centauri 4.4 ly away.
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2050: satoshi nakamoto reappears. he keeps asking if anyone has seen his wallet. nobody knows what he is on about.
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2051: another micrometeoroid strike on an orbital cloud station (GoogleStellar7); inexplicably, only serveres with reddit VMs are hit.
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2052: quantum computers are deployed at scale. much of current encryption tech is now useless. a swarm of quantum nanobots is released to shred all optical storage units with incriminating (legacy) encrypted data.
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2053: people are beginning to wonder what Google has actually been up to all this time; definitely not making killer robot AIs, PR rep. says.
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2055: the number of people on Facebook far outnumber the number of people that have existed in the history of Earth. nobody has logged in since 2039. don't worry, your data is safe.
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2056: 7.8 trillion devices now run java; also, the Ask Toolbar.
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2070: nobody remembers the past 14 years ("the Great Blackout"). Justin Bieber is now president of Europe.
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2072: during the Great Blackout the populations of Canada and the US have swapped places. it's not clear why. neither party is particularly happy about the situation.
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2073: quantum computers keep disappearing. an investigation is initiated.
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2076: the first space craft capable of light speed is being tested. more quantum computers have gone missing.
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2077: the missing quantum computers are still ... missing. a new nanobot swarm is released to search for them.
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2078: quantum computers are still missing. the nanobots have, however, uncovered something unsettling from the Great Blackout: a massive hidden cave system beneath Europe.
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