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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Jul 2016
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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    just saw a Bloomberg ad where he goes into a deli and orders a “chopped cheese with extra soft fries” , then he asks if he can eat it in the bathroom. And he opens up the sandwich and he says “I’ve been eating like this for 40 years.” Then he tries to smile and says “I’m mike”

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    This is how you know you’ve officially “made it”. My hotel has a frickin’ soda stream.

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  4. Jan 29

    congratulations to the Times on firing David Brooks and replacing him with the mom from "Home Alone"

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  5. Jan 29

    as a Never Gump Republican i am the mortal enemy of Gary Sinise

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  6. Jan 29

    "The real value of your $345 watch is the friends you made along the way"

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  7. Jan 27

    if i wrote star trek i would have one of the characters eat dippin' dots to show that it takes place in the future

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  8. Jan 27

    everyone talks about the films at Sundance but nobody talks about the Festival, which consists of a Gravitron, a bunch of balloon pop races, a Zeppole stand, and a petting zoo

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  9. Jan 24

    everyone loves "Shitposting" but the public is unanimously against "Post-shitting" where I ambush people coming out of public restroom stalls and ask searing questions about what makes them tick

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  10. Jan 24

    every time something is called hogwash it only serves to deepen my confusion about what hogwash is

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  11. Jan 23

    in my opinion, the best state building is Empire

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    Jan 23

    is neil armstrong really strong? probberly because his last name explaines it all to me

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  13. Jan 22

    mr peanut died on the toilet

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  14. Jan 19

    the new york times has endorsed a human centipede of elizabeth warren and amy klobuchar for president

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  15. Jan 17

    can't wait wait for ben garrison's drawing of a jacked alan dershowitz and ken starr

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  16. Jan 16

    As a veteran of working Customer Service, the only perfect phone call is the one where a customer calls up extremely indignant, is immediately proven demonstrably wrong, and then apologizes for being an idiot

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  17. Jan 16

    I JUST GOT BANNED FROM THE GAMEFAQS FORUMS FOR MAKING A PERFECT POST

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  18. Jan 16

    put tom steyer in smash

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    a weird thing about this whole discourse is the idea that republicans just don't Care about the country. they do! and they think the best thing to do to show that care is to deport and murder minorities and restrict democracy to give themselves power to rule

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  20. Jan 15

    did bartles and jaymes ever fuck

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  21. Jan 15

    I would NEVER force a bot to do ANYTHING

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